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50 Costco Foods You Need In Your Life

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If you haven't been to Costco in a while, you might be surprised to learn that the wholesaler is a huge purveyor of organic snacks and under-the-radar foods. While the chain has a reputation for selling enormous packages of chips and cookies, huge bundles of toilet paper, and, yes, giant stuffed bears, it's also up on the latest trendy eats, too.

Whether you're a twentysomething shopping for yourself or you have a big family to feed, Costco has food options to fit your needs. Many of its snacks are sold in individual packages, so you don't have to worry about finishing, say, a giant container of perishable food before it expires. (Though if you are shopping for a larger group, you should definitely check out Costco's organic produce selection.) Ahead we rounded up some of the best foods available at Costco warehouses and on Costco.com — the cost of that membership just got so worth it.

Starbucks Hot Cocoa

You'll never need to buy hot chocolate packets again, thanks to this giant tub.

Le Chef Patissier Grande Galette French Butter Cookies
No one will guess that you got these fancy treats from Costco.

Bare Organic Apple Chips
These apple chips are au naturel with no added sugar and the perfect crunch.

Mayorga Organic Café Cubano Whole Bean Coffee
If you haven't smelled this coffee, it's amazing — and you can pick it up on your next Costco run.

Made In Nature Organic Fusion Blend
These dried fruit snacks are perfect for taking on-the-go.

Corazonas Heartbar Oatmeal Squares
These bars are a delicious way to sneak some fiber into your diet.

Drink Maple Organic Pure Maple Water
If you're bored of coconut water, you can get maple water at Costco.

Kirkland Signature Shredded Parmigiano Reggiano
Why pay more for fancy shredded Parmesan when the Kirkland version is perfectly good?

Sierra Nevada 4-Way IPA 24-pack of 12-oz. bottles
Shopping at Costco makes throwing a party so much easier.

Legal Sea Foods King Crab & Sweet Corn Chowder
If you don't live near a Legal Sea Foods location, you can still get a taste of the restaurant's soup at Costco.

Horizon Organic Lowfat Chocolate Milk
You're never too old to pack a little chocolate milk with your lunch. Who can resist that cute cow?

Pirate's Booty Aged White Cheddar Snack Packs
You don't have to be a kid to enjoy this classic treat.

Mini Babybel Original Cheese
These individually-wrapped cheeses are the perfect addition to a packed lunch.

Kirkland Signature Sahale Snacks Pecan Cashew Nut Crisp
If you prefer a little bit of sweetness when eating nuts, Sahale Snacks are a delicious solution. This mix blends cinnamon apples and cherries with pecans and cashews for a satisfying treat.

Harvested For You Organic Raw Shelled Pumpkin Seeds
Dried fruits, nuts, and seeds are some of the best hidden gems at Costco — try these pumpkin seeds to get into the spirit of the fall season.

Pocky Chocolate Biscuit Sticks
Who knew you could pick up a 12-pack of Pocky pouches on your next Costco run?

Coco-Roon Organic Brownie Super Cookies
These treats are so tasty, you won't believe they're gluten-free and vegan, too. They're perfect for sharing with your food-sensitive friends.

Nature Nate's Raw & Unfiltered Honey
You won't have to worry about buying honey again for a long time with this 44-oz bottle.

Kirkland Signature French Brie
Why travel to the fancy cheese store when you can get imported brie at Costco?

Nature Valley Sweet & Salty Nut Bars
You won't need to put granola bars on your grocery list for weeks after buying these at Costco — they're sold in a box of 48.

Fiber One Chocolate Fudge Brownies
If you love Fiber One bars, you'll be happy to know you can get a 28-pack at Costco.

Terra Mediterranean Chips
You can find these vegetable chips at plenty of grocery stores, but Costco has party-size bags.

Kirkland Signature Organic Creamy Peanut Butter
If you're always running out of peanut butter, maybe it's time to invest in a Costco-sized jar.

Photo: Courtesy of Costco Wholesale.

Crazy Cuizine Mandarin Orange Chicken
If you're hosting a party, pre-made appetizers can be a lifesaver. These chicken bites are delicious and won't break the bank.

The Cheesecake Factory
If you love cheesecake (or don't live near a Cheesecake Factory), you'll be thrilled to know you can get a 9" cheesecake in Costco's frozen section.

Aidell's Chicken & Apple Sausage
Costco's 3-lb sausage package is enough to feed even the biggest dinner party.

San Pellegrino Sparkling Fruit Variety Pack
If you can't get enough of San Pellegrino's fruity goodness, you'll have enough for weeks with this 24-can package.

Multigrain Tortilla Chips
This brand's name says it all AND delivers on it.

GT's Enlightened Organic Raw Kombucha
The "enlightened" version of GT's kombucha includes probiotics and comes in a variety of flavors. At Costco, you can buy six 16-ounce bottles of the gingerade version for $14.99.

Calbee Snapea Crisps
If you're looking for a potato chip alternative, these pea crisps hit the spot.

Chobani Greek Yogurt Assortment
Who knew Costco had such a great selection of Greek yogurt? Stock up on a variety pack of Chobani cups, and you'll be weekday-breakfast-ready.

Chewy Snack Bars
Costco has a variety of on-the-go bars, and you really can't beat the prices.

Explore Asian Organic Edamame Spaghetti
If you're looking for new takes on pasta, try this spaghetti, made from edamame.

Sheila G's Brownie Brittle
All the chocolaty goodness of a brownie, now in a crispy cookie format.

GoodFoods Tableside Chunky Guacamole
Store-bought guacamole can be hit or miss, but this one tastes super fresh.

Fresh Blueberries
Berries are one fresh food at Costco you don’t need a huge family to eat. Costco's berries come in relatively small packages, and during off-seasons, the prices are lower than what you'd find at regular grocery stores.

Photo: Getty Images.

Chosen Foods 100% Pure Avocado Oil
If you're bored of your usual olive oil routine, switch things up with avocado oil, which has a higher smoke point, perfect for high-heat cooking. The Costco price point is unbeatable, too — you can't go wrong with a 33.8 ounce bottle for just $9.69.

Tate's Bake Shop Chocolate Chip Cookies
All the deliciousness of Tate's cookies — without the usual high price tag.

Amy's Kitchen Organic Lentil Soup
When you're in a pinch for dinner, these hearty soups are just the solution.

Beecher's Flagship Handmade Cheese
Costco's cheese selection is one of the store's highlights, and Beecher's signature cheese is a great place to start. Aged 15 months, this semi-hard cheese is perfect for baking into mac and cheese or slicing to serve as part of a charcuterie platter.

Stretch Island Fruit Co. Fruit Strips
Think of them as the grown-up version of fruit snacks.

Kashi Organic Promise Sprouted Grains Cereal
Cereal often gets a bad rap, but this vegan version offers an impressive six grams of fiber per serving.

GimMe Organic Seaweed Rice Chips
If you've been on the fence about trying seaweed, these chips just might make you take the plunge.

Brookside Dark Chocolate Cherry & Tahitian Vanilla Flavors
Perfect for stashing in your snack drawer at work.

Belvita Cinnamon Brown Sugar Biscuits
Breakfast to go. Done.

Lotus Bakery Biscoff Cookies
Yes, these are THE speculoos cookies you get on Delta flights.

Kind Bars Nut & Spices Variety Pack
You may already love Kind bars — but did you know you can get multiple varieties at Costco for way less than you'd pay at other stores?

Made In Nature Organic Mountain Gold Superfuel Blend
This healthy dried fruit and seeds mix is the perfect grab-and-go snack for busy days.

BarkThins Dark Chocolate Almond With Sea Salt Snacking Chocolate
Dark chocolate is already a foolproof snack, but adding almonds and sea salt? Genius.

Not Your Father's Root Beer
Yes, this is alcoholic. Think of it as the adult way to enjoy your favorite childhood soda.

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3 Photographs That Tell The Whole Truth About Female Genital Mutilation (NSFW)

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Elisabeth Ubbe was a young nursing student at a Swedish hospital back in the ‘90s when a doctor instructed her to place a urinary catheter for the patient in room one. She got right on it, heading into the private room where a girl, no older than 13 or so, was waiting in a gynecological exam chair. But as Ubbe got closer, she realized there was a problem.

“I didn’t understand what I saw between her legs,” Ubbe says. “I saw a smooth, tight surface, like the skin had been burned, and a tiny hole that did not in any way resemble a urethral orifice.” The girl had undergone female genital mutilation, also known as FGM or “cutting,” but at that time Ubbe had no idea what that was. She left the room to get the doctor, who had to come in to do the catheter himself. “I’m still ashamed I didn't know how to help this girl.”

Ubbe spent the next 15 years working as a nurse midwife, with the memory of the girl buried in the back of her mind, before going back to school for photography. Right before her graduation, controversy erupted when it was reported that 60 girls at a local school in Sweden had recently been subjected to FGM. The memory of the girl came rushing back to her, and that's when she started what many think is a shocking project: making portraits of the vulvas of women who’ve experienced cutting, to expose the practice of FGM.

According to the latest figures, upwards of 200 million women and girls across the world have been victims of FGM. And while westerners largely think of it as a problem in faraway communities in Africa and the Middle East, it is a growing problem in the U.S. and Europe. In America, it is estimated that more than 500,000 women and girls are at risk of or have been victims of FGM. That’s a three-fold increase from 1990. Another 180,000 are estimated to be at risk across Europe. These numbers are reflective of immigration changes, rather than an increase in the practice itself, but they show how, increasingly, this is not just a far-flung problem — but one that affects our friends and neighbors, too.

“Without a doubt the biggest misconception about FGM is that it doesn’t happen here,” says Amanda Parker, the acting executive director of the AHA Foundation, a group founded by the author and advocate Ayaan Hirsi Ali to end honor violence in the United States.

Parker adds that this absolutely doesn’t mean we should condemn immigrant communities. Studies done in Europe show that most immigrants do in fact abandon the practice when they arrive, but Parker stresses that the cultural pressures remain for some. “Unfortunately these harmful practices are not always left at the airport,” she says. “The message is: Bring your faith. Bring your food and your holidays and celebrations. But this is a practice we cannot tolerate.”

In 2013, Congress passed the Transport for Female Genital Mutilation Act, which made it illegal to bring girls back to her family’s native country for FGM (known as “vacation cutting”) in large part thanks to the AHA Foundation’s lobbying. “Making it officially illegal can go a long way in helping parents who are feeling pressure say no to it,” Parker says. But there is still a lot of work to be done to ensure girls’ safety, and it all starts with awareness projects like Ubbe’s.

In Sweden, where an estimated 38,000 women have undergone FGM and another 20,000 girls may be at risk, it took months for Ubbe to find participants for her project. “It felt like everybody disapproved of my idea,” she says — until after many phone calls and visits to organizations working with immigrants in Sweden, she found her first subject. “She was really happy. She said, ‘It’s fine by me. I’m not ashamed of what I look like. I didn’t do this to myself.’”

Ultimately, Ubbe found and photographed three women who were willing to share their stories and their bodies with her. Because of the intimate nature of the photographs and the extreme taboo that surrounds not just talking about cutting but also talking about women’s genitalia in general in these communities, each of them has chosen to remain anonymous.

Ubbe says that there were many times when she questioned her concept. “I had to find the women and see their reaction to the process to know that this is something good,” she says.

For all three women who were photographed, it was the first time they had ever shown their vulvas to someone (outside of midwives; it is even taboo for husbands to look directly) and the first time they had ever looked themselves.

Worldwide, women’s experiences of FGM can be different based on where they are from in terms of the severity of the cutting, the age at which it occurs, and the reasons for doing it. But in general, it is an entrenched practice in parts of 29 countries across Africa, as well as smaller areas of the Middle East and Asia. It is mostly carried out on girls sometime between infancy and adolescence.

The World Health Organization categorizes the procedures themselves into four types: clitoridectomy, which is partial or total removal of the clitoris; excision, which is the removal of the clitoris plus the folds of the labia minora and sometimes the labia majora; infibulation, which is the narrowing of the vaginal opening by cutting and stitching the labia majora. The final type includes all the less common tactics, such as piercing, scraping, or cauterizing (burning) the genital area.

There is no medical benefit to any type of FGM. It only causes physical harms, ranging from lingering pain, loss of sensation, infections, urinary problems, sexual dysfunction, and complications during menstruation and childbirth. It is also associated with long-term psychological trauma.

Although some advocates of the practice use religion as a justification, no religious teachings mention it. It is instead a product of social or cultural ideas. For some communities, clitoridectomy is performed because the clitoris is thought of as a “male” or “unfeminine” organ, and so girls without it are believed to be “cleaner.” In other cultures, cutting is performed as part of a marriage or coming-of-age ceremony, with the idea being that facing the pain of circumcision is how you become a woman. In still others, it is performed as a deterrent to pre-marital sex by making sex painful — and in the case of infibulation, impossible — but also by creating an association in young girls’ minds between their sexual organs and trauma.

As misogynistic as the practice is, it’s not necessarily men alone who perpetuate it. Many circumcisers are respected older women in their communities, for example. Mothers and grandmothers often see cutting as a way of doing the right thing for girls, who must be married off to succeed. “They are not evil,” cautions Anissa Mohammed Hassan, who sits on a Swedish task force dedicated to addressing FGM in migrant communities. “You have to understand they are doing it for their daughters because if she is not mutilated she will not have a secure future.”

Hassan, who was driven to anti-FGM activism through her own experiences with it, sees Ubbe’s project as a powerful form of protest against the silence and shame that make it so difficult to stop cutting. “Normally the vagina is hidden and you can’t see it, but you can see these pictures,” she says. “And you can see how they’ve been hurt.”

Click through to view Ubbe’s photographs. Note: These images are not safe for work. Please view them with care and be respectful in the comments.

Ed. note: An earlier version of this article used the word "vagina," rather than "vulva," the more accurate term.

Infibulation at age 8. The clitoris and labia were excised, then sewn together. After being opened by a midwife, with anesthesia, she has given birth to three kids.

Photographed by Elisabeth Ubbe

Clitoridectomy at age 7. The clitoris has been cut away.

Photographed by Elisabeth Ubbe

Infibulation at age 5. The clitoris and labia excised, then sewn together. After being opened with scissors on her wedding day, without anesthesia, she gave birth to five children.

Photographed by Elisabeth Ubbe

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What Your Favorite Nickelodeon Stars Are Doing Today

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Remember when your only plan for a Saturday night was to sink into the sofa and lose yourself to the SNICK lineup? You still have a fondness for orange soda and Barth's Burgers, and will never not expect a shower of green slime to come raining down whenever someone says "I don't know." No lie: Double Dare is the only sporting event you've ever truly appreciated.

It's all thanks to Nickelodeon, which has tapped John Cena to host its 2017 Kids' Choice Awards this Saturday, March 11. In honor of the event, we've decided to check in on some of the Nick stars who made our childhoods, erm, "all that."

First up: Larisa Oleynik, who played the titular teen with kinetic powers on The Secret World of Alex Mack from 1994 to 1998 before nabbing roles in other crucial '90s fare like The Baby-Sitters Club, Boy Meets World, 3rd Rock from the Sun, and 10 Things I Hate About You. Speaking to Refinery29 in a phone interview while rehearsing for her next musical (more about that later), the former teen star reminisced about being slimed ("It was a really hot day, so I think at the time I was like, 'this is refreshing,'" she said of getting hit during a school takeover in Kentucky) and meeting peak-'90s celebs at the KCAs.

"I remember the first year being super-excited about Brandy, like, I was just the most excited about her," the actress recalled. "And we were both wearing — God love the '90s — denim vests over some sort of floral babydoll dress. I was like, 'it's meant to be, we're soulmates!'"

She also remembers the KCAs as a "reunion" of sorts for Nickelodeon stars like Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, Amanda Bynes, and Michelle Trachtenberg.

"That was a great opportunity to see all the other kids from the different shows," Oleynik said. "We kind of had a little posse. It was a great time to catch up with those friends, too, because All That shot in Florida and we shot in California. So usually I would get to see them, and it would be like a reunion."

For a mini-reunion of your own, click through to see what Oleynik and other Nick favorites are up to now.

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Alex Mack, The Secret World of Alex Mack(1994-98)

Larisa Oleynik had told her mother she was ready to stop auditioning if she didn't get the part of Alex Mack, a baseball cap-wearing kid who develops telekinetic powers after being soaked in a mysterious chemical. As it happens, she landed the role, acting alongside future A-lister (and onscreen nemesis) Jessica Alba and becoming one of the network's most popular young stars. Fun fact: She and former Boy Meets World star Rider Strong shared an acting coach and agent.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Larisa Oleynik

Now 35 and based in New York City, Oleynik has continued to act, turning up on shows like Mad Men (she played Ken Cosgrove's wife, Cynthia), Pretty Little Liars, and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Next up is the film Animal Among Us, which she describes as a "monster movie set at a camp," while rehearsals for Baghdaddy, "a musical comedy about the Iraq War, as you do," begin this week ahead of its April opening.

"I couldn't have asked for a better experience than the one Nickelodeon provided for me," Oleynik, who was able to keep a work schedule that allowed her to stay at "regular" school, told us. "I just feel so lucky."

Photo: Courtesy of Larisa Oleynik.

Zoey Brooks, Zoey 101 (2005-08)

Nickelodeon's popular boarding school drama ended on a controversial note when its 16-year-old star, Jamie Lynn Spears, announced her pregnancy. The show ended its 4-season run in May 2008, a month before Spears, the younger sister of pop star Britney, gave birth to daughter Maddie.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Jamie Lynn Spears

Spears, pictured at the 2015 Country Music Awards, recently made headlines when 8-year-old daughter Maddie was hospitalized last month after an accident involving an ATV. The grade-schooler has since recovered. Spears, now 25, married husband Jamie Watson in 2014, and has swapped acting for a career as a country music singer and songwriter. She released the single "Sleepover" in 2016.

Photo: Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock.

Kel Kimble, Kenan & Kel (1996-2000)

Between All That (which featured his most famous role, Good Burger employee Ed) and Kenan & Kel, Kel Mitchell and future Saturday Night Live star Kenan Thompson had the teen market on lock. The duo turned their "Good Burger" sketch into a 1997 film, and made frequent cameos on everything from The Amanda Show to Cousin Skeeter.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Kel Mitchell

Mitchell was reportedly passed over for an SNL gig in favor of former comedy partner Thompson, but the two reunited in 2015 for a "Good Burger" sketch on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The 38-year-old actor remains a Nickelodeon star to this day, having played rap mogul Double G on Game Shakers since 2015. In February he and wife Asia Lee donned Good Burger caps to announce that they're expecting their first child.

Photo: Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock.

Melody Hanson, Hey Dude (1989-91)

Christine Taylor played bubbly Bar None Dude Ranch employee Melody on the short-lived teen comedy, which costarred future Blossom and Sabrina, the Teenage Witch heartthrob David Lascher.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Christine Taylor

It's a little wild and a little strange when you realize that Taylor is married to Ben Stiller, whom she acted with in films like Zoolander and Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Married since 2000, the couple have two children, Ella and Quinlin. Now 45, Taylor's acting credits include playing Marcia Brady in The Brady Bunch Movie and its sequel; a mean girl in The Craft; Ross' gal pal Bonnie in Friends; and, more recently, Alia Shawkat's bored boss in Search Party.

Photo: Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock.

Hayley Steele, The Troop (2009-11)

Gage Golightly played Hayley, an overachieving student who joined pals Jake and Felix in taking on monsters who were terrorizing their town. Golightly also popped up on Nickelodeon shows True Jackson, VP and Big Time Rush.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Gage Golightly

Mark your calendar for March 31, the date 23-year-old Golightly's new film, Step Sisters, is released. She'll play Libby, a sorority sister who get schooled on the art of step dance. Golightly had a recurring role on Teen Wolf from 2011 to 2013, and currently plays Karen on Amazon's '80s country club web series Red Oaks, which was recently renewed for a third and final season.

Photo: Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock.

Big Pete Wrigley & Little Pete Wrigley, The Adventures of Pete & Pete (1989-96)

Michael C. Maronna and Danny Tamberelli played redheaded brothers with the same name in this quirky show, which began as a series of minute-long shorts. Tamberelli (Little Pete) would go on to star in the sketch show All That as well as appear as a regular panelist on the game show Figure It Out, both on Nickelodeon.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Michael C. Maronna & Danny Tamberelli

Pete and Pete are still together! Maronna, 39, and Tamberelli, 35, have a monthly podcast called "The Adventures of Danny & Mike" (seen here with comedian Akilah Hughes), which is sadly not available on WART Radio. You might also recognize Maronna, who reportedly now works as an electrician on film and TV sets, from his role as Macaulay Culkin's non-Buzz brother in the first two Home Alone films. According to his Twitter, he's a new dad who attended the Women's March in January. We approve. Tamberelli, meanwhile, has a band called Jounce and produces sketch comedy.

Via Instagram.

Tori Vega, Victorious (2010-13)

Victoria Justice landed her own show after playing Lola Martinez on Zoey 101, starring in the 2009 musical Spectacular!, and guest-starring on Nick shows like iCarly, The Naked Brothers Band, The Troop, and True Jackson, VP. You probably know what happened to her Victorious costar Ariana Grande, who played Cat Valentine.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Victoria Justice

The 24-year-old singer-actress landed the plum role of Janet Weiss in Fox's live broadcast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again last year, and stars in the upcoming teen comedy The Outskirts. The former Eye Candy star released new music in 2013, but rumors of an album have yet to pan out.

Photo: Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock.

Lulu, True Jackson, VP (2008-11)

Before Scream Queens came calling, Keke Palmer was the star of this Nickelodeon sitcom about a teenage fashion guru and certified girlboss. Ashley Argota played Lulu, True's eccentric but lovable best friend. In 2011, the singer-actress was cast in Nickelodeon's Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures, which was canceled in 2012.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Ashley Argota

The onetime Nick fixture (seen here in 2014) is now Team Disney. The 24-year-old starred in the Disney Channel Original Movie How to Build a Better Boy in 2014, followed by roles on Lab Rats and Girl Meets World. Her next film, Cover Versions, will see her acting alongside Nick alums Drake Bell and Jerry Trainor, not to mention Austin Swift, Taylor's brother.

Photo: Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock.

The Loud Librarian (and other roles), All That (1994-98)

Lori Beth Denberg stole the show in the "Loud Librarian" and "Vital Information" sketches on All That. She also made regular appearances on Figure It Out and played Connie in the film version of Good Burger alongside All That costars Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell.

Video: Courtesy of Nickelodeon.

Lori Beth Denberg

Now 41, Denberg, whose acting credits include The Steve Harvey Show and Dodgeball, continues to act in smaller projects and made a cameo as herself in a 2012 episode of Workaholics. Last year she took part in cast reunions for All That and Double Dare. IMDB lists her as starring in the upcoming TV movie Goody Goody, about colonial women who explore celibacy.

Photo: Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock.

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Twitter Promises A Revolt If This Is Us' Jack Dies In A Drunk Driving Accident

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"We're going to destroy America by the end of this season," This Is Us star Mandy Moore told Variety this week. And after last night's penultimate episode of the heartrending NBC drama, we kind of believe her.

In the episode, we see a visibly drunk Jack (Milo Ventimiglia) getting in his car to, we presume, drive two hours to Cleveland to surprise his wife Rebecca (Mandy Moore) at her show. Earlier, his daughter Kate could tell that things between her parents were strained, so she encouraged her dad to go see Rebecca. The episode ends with an upsetting scene where a grown-up Kate (Chrissy Metz) tells Toby (Chris Sullivan) that her dad's death is her fault.

Fans might not jump to conclusions quite so quickly if it weren't for Ventimiglia's ominous insights into his character's decision to start drinking again years after telling his wife he was done. "Alcohol only messes up and further clouds judgment," he told Entertainment Weekly. "Jack's judgment is going to be clouded in a time that he's already really trying to hang onto his family structure...that escape ultimately will come back and bite him in the ass."

Obviously, fans can conclude only one thing: Jack dies in a drunk driving accident. And they are furious. Viewers are tweeting about how predictable Jack dying in this way would be, calling it formulaic and obvious. "If Jack dies in a drunk driving accident that will be the most predictable season finale ever," wrote one disgruntled fan. "I feel like an accident from drunk driving is almost too obvious. It would make me so sad to see him die that way," added another.

Some believe that a drunk driving accident would be, essentially, a terrible way to end a fantastic character's story line. "If Jack on #ThisIsUs dies drunk driving.. I'm going to be soo disappointed, because what a shitty way to end a really good characters life," a critic tweeted. "Such a great man/character...to go out in such an undignified way. Please don't let drunk driving be Jack's demise. I can't!!" said another.

Their anger and outrage is totally justified, because they're right: drunk driving accidents are indeed shitty and undignified. And the fact that that plot point seems predictable and obvious to fans also speaks to a truth about how tragically common those deaths are — and, yes, how avoidable the decision to drink and drive is. At the end of the day, a drunk driving accident is just as heartbreaking a way for a person to die as any, should This Is Us take that route. So feel all the feels, fans. We'll just have to wait and see how things pan out for Jack.

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The Surprising Reason Lawyers & Psychiatrists Are Getting Botox

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If you've ever gone into work the day after getting dumped or dealt with an asshole boss, you know the struggle that is speed-walking toward the empty supply closet as you hold back tears and pray no one intercepts you for small talk. There's a definite limit on how much emotion is acceptable to display while on the job, but that doesn't mean it's always within your control.

And no one knows that better than those with professions that practically list "poker face" in the job description. (And we're not just talking about card players.) What's an overly-expressive lawyer or psychiatrist who wears their emotions on their face to do? How about a stressed stockbroker prone to sweating under pressure? Perhaps a CIA operative or politician? Why, Botox, of course. Or, if you will, ProTox.

While many people choose to get injections as a prophylactic measure or to smooth out existing crow's feet and "11" lines, the majority of them still want to maintain as much facial range of movement as possible. But for a growing group of others, a frozen forehead is exactly the point.

New York City-based plastic surgeon Dara Liotta, MD, explains: "My friend, who is a psychiatrist, said she spends so much time while patients are talking to her trying to not contract [her facial] muscles, so as to not appear judgmental, that she barely hears what they're saying. I told her to just Botox it away, so she comes in now to get rid of those lines [between the brows]."

And it's not just in her practice. Dermatologist Joshua Zeichner, MD, also treats mental health professionals with Botox to minimize their expressions when communicating with patients. "I have one female patient who comes in for Botox injections, both for anti-aging purposes and with the side effect of looking more professional to patients. We actually had to touch up her Botox two weeks after because one eyebrow was raising up more than the other one, and she felt that it made her look inquisitive every time she talked to her patients," he says.

On the other hand, Dr. Liotta treats a trial attorney for the exact opposite reason — to erase lines with the caveat that the muscle responsible for furrowing the brows to express judgment remain strong. "Especially as a woman, she was like, 'I need to look disapproving; I can't look too soft.' She wanted to keep the ability to look hard, but still rejuvenated."

Another one of Botox's many off-label uses is for the treatment of hyperhidrosis, or excessive sweating. We know the underarms are a popular spot, but it turns out that those who work in politics, media, and finance also frequently request it to keep their foreheads from beading up with sweat. "I have some people come in who are in the public eye and have the sweaty brow or sweaty forehead and they want it just for that reason. They're embarrassed because it shows that they're nervous," says dermatologist Roy G. Geronemus, MD.

According to Dr. Zeichner, his male patients in finance get Botox to have "more of a cool game face when they're making deals." Another nervous habit, jaw-clenching, is easily fixed by injecting the masseter muscle, adds Dr. Liotta. "You inject the jaw muscle, so people can't see when you nervously tense," she explains.

Of course, you don't have to work in one of the aforementioned fields to appreciate the benefits of ProTox. Just think of how mysterious and inscrutable you'll appear to Bumble dates. And how easy it'll now be to hide your annoyance when your manager asks you to stay late. Hell, you just might be able to get away with murder — unless Liotta's lawyer is called to the stand.

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The Feminist Anthems You Need To Start Your Day Like A Heroine

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As everyone with an iPod and a set of speakers knows, mood is directly influenced by musical selection. Turn off the lights and play enough Joni Mitchell and I promise, you’ll be crying in no time. We have that iconic scene from Love Actually as proof.

But this isn’t the time for tearing up. No, it’s the time for tearing up the world (see what I did there?) and being your fabulous self all day long. Sometimes we need an extra nudge to reach an adequate level of fierce, and that’s where music comes in.

Booming female vocals, formidable beats, and utterly catchy melodies that promote tenets of feminism: what more could you want in a power anthem? Blast ‘em and get out your jitters before the big interview. Sneak off to the bathroom for a dance break and get a major confidence boost. Put on your makeup to tune of feminist power anthems, and foundation won’t be the only thing you’ll be applying. You’ll come away with a sheen of confidence, too.

To put it simply, these songs are medicine ingested by way of ear canal. For best results, play immediately before A. a big interview, B. a hot date, or C. every morning, because there’s no better way to start your day than as a total badass.

"Independent Woman" by Destiny's Child

Here's the song you want to roll the windows down and blast, so everyone knows you're an independent woman. It's further proof that Beyonce has been a feminist since before the new millennium.

" The Fear" by Lily Allen

In Allen’s signature falsetto, this song’s litany of statements like, “I want to be rich and I want lots of money / I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny” take on an undeniably sarcastic tone. The fear of not measuring up to society’s standards has never been so successfully rendered in power-pop.

"***Flawless" by Beyoncé

Of course the Queen is going to grace this list. This song showcases Beyoncé’s intelligent confidence, fierce sexuality, and her unapologetic feminism. Plus, the song is punctuated by speech from the author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. Adiche’s insightful commentary about the way girls are taught to dream will get you just as riled up as the song itself.

"Hot Topic" by Le Tigre

This is the “We Didn’t Start the Fire” of feminism. In this track, Le Tigre calls out a list of women without whom their art would be impossible. Raise your hats to Angela Davis, Yoko Ono, Joan Jett, and Nina Simone!

"How Far I’ll Go" by Alessia Cara

In addition to being the most recent princess in the Disney lineup, Moana is also the most feminist. The long-haired Polynesian princess seeks new islands past the horizon, not a prince charming. She aims to be a just ruler for the people, not just a wife. Her anthem “How Far I’ll Go,” encapsulates the longing of someone who knows she’s destined for greater things. She’s just waiting to gather strength before she sets sail. This version preserves the original movie song’s emotion, but renders it in Cara’s distinct voice. So, we have to ask: How far will you go?

"Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield

We went foraging in the deep 2000s to bring you this gem of a song. Sure, it’s a little weathered, but it’s just as an effective pick-me-up as it was when you belted it in the shower in middle school. Today is where your book begins, and don’t you forget it.

"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga

No one’s immune to the treacherous tentacles of self-doubt. Don’t panic when you find yourself writhing in their grip. Instead, remember the escape hatch: our lovely Stephanie Germanotta. Give Lady Gaga a play, and her ludicrously catchy pop anthem will shatter the bonds of self-loathing with rays of love, confidence, and synth.

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

In addition to being a staple in the karaoke scene, this song packs quite a lot of substance. A relic of the disco age, Gaynor’s song portrays a woman reclaiming her independence and resilience. There’s never been more triumphant breakup in the history of songwriting. You can practically hear her slam the door on the way out, see his slumped body scurrying into the car and thinking of all the ways he could’ve been a better partner.

"Sit Still, Look Pretty" by Daya

When it comes to shirking societal expectations, Daya doesn't beat around the bush in this song. Her self-worth doesn't derive from the fulfillment of doing what others expect her to. Simply and eloquently put: "This queen don't don't need no king."

"Respect" by Aretha Franklin

A classic is a classic for a reason. This song was originally written (and performed) by Otis Redding, but Aretha changed significance of every line of this iconic rendition by flipping the singers' gender. Franklin doesn't ask for respect. She demands it.

"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain

The refutation of mansplaining before mansplaining was even a thing.

"Not a Pretty Girl" by Ani DiFranco

Would a feminist playlist be a feminist playlist if it didn't include a track by Ani DiFranco? Now that's a question for the ages. In this song, DiFranco takes on the beauty myth and societal expectations for women's behavior. It's not that she doesn't want to be a pretty — it's more that she wants to be known for more than her looks.

"Unpretty" by TLC

Yet another song that takes on the incredibly high beauty standards that women are subjected to. Looks like a universal theme, eh? The ladies wonder why they've made all these superficial changes to look good when their boos don't appreciate who they are on the inside.

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The Best Dance Movies Of All Time

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As a former dancer, there are few things that bring me more joy than dance movies. You needn't have grown up at the barre to love and appreciate films in which dance takes — for lack of a more on-the-nose expression — center stage. The need to dance is innate in every human being, and it cannot be denied (proof: Footloose). Movement and the self-expression it unleashes can be a great uniter, as seen in movies like Dirty Dancing, where it bridges socioeconomic and cultural divides.

It's always a perfect time to jazz-hand our way through the greatest dance movies out there. In order to determine which films would be eligible, though, we turned to a professional. We enlisted Justin Peck, whose road to choreographing a new piece for the New York City Ballet is the subject of the documentary Ballet 422, to help us nail down a few criteria.

"I think that if the dance has purpose behind each step, and it’s not just a novelty of having dance on film for the sake of having dance on film. That can translate into really good dance film work. It's about developing the characters through their movement," Peck told us when Ballet 422 came out in February 2015. "There's a much more visceral quality to seeing dance on camera as a means of storytelling. I think that people can relate to kind of the instinctual bodily response to music. People have been dancing for centuries; it's something that everyone can relate to and get something out of an experience."

Keeping these qualifications in mind (dance has to be a driving force in moving the story forward, versus movies with random choreographed numbers like Slumdog Millionaire), allow us to present the 30 best dance movies of all time — and where to watch them from the comfort of your own home. We know you want to perfect the lift from Dirty Dancing in private.

And a 5, 6, 7, 8...

Little Miss Sunshine(2006)

We admit it: this black comedy is not a dance movie. However, the movie's entire plot revolves around a family making sure their little girl can d o a dance routine, so that counts, right? The film culminates in one of the most awkward and iconic dance scenes of all time. May we all channel that shameless confidence next time we hit the town.

Singin' in the Rain (1952)
This movie practically invented the dance break. Keep this scene in the back of your mind next time you’re caught in a massive thunderstorm with an umbrella. Might as well sing instead of sob.

Dancers (1987)
You don't exactly come to this movie for plot. But you stay because it's Mikhail Baryshnikov,

High Strung (2016)
Is this the new Save the Last Dance? Probably not. Is it campy and catchy and compelling? Most definitely.

La La Land (2016)
It's no coincidence that this movie just swept 7 awards at the Golden Globes — Damien Chazelle's reimagining of the classic Hollywood musical will have you tap-dancing in no time.

Another Cinderella Story(2008)
You may not think of this as a dance movie, but as Mary Santiago a high school student who dreams of becoming a dancer, Selena Gomez makes our childhood glass slipper dreams come true.

Center Stage: Turn It Up (2008)
The only thing better than a guilty-pleasure movie about ballet dancers struggling to make it in New York City? It's sequel.

Honey (2003)
The guiltiest of guilty pleasures. Turn your living room into a studio and dance your Jessica-Alba-loving heart out.

The Artist (2011)
Lesson learned: When your career is on the fritz, grab a feisty French ingenue and learn to dance.

Chicago (2002)
Long before Catherine Zeta-Jones earned an Academy Award for her performance as Velma Kelly, she earned her dance shoes as a five-year-old at the Hazel Johnson School of Dancing in Mumbles, Wales.

Moulin Rouge (2001)
Come for the whimsical bohemian romance, stay for the steamy tango.

Stream It: On Amazon.

Funny Face(1957)
Ok, so this isn't a dance movie, per se. But no serious conversation about Funny Face can fail to mention Audrey Hepburn's epic "don't fuck with me" jazz dance.

Stream it on: iTunes.

Chocolate City (2015)
I’m not here to tell you the storyline makes this movie worth watching. I’m not even here to tell you the acting makes this movie worth watching. I am here to tell you that the stripper dancing makes this movie worth watching.

Stream it on: iTunes.

Dance With Me (1998)
Vanessa Williams plays Ruby, a dance instructor. Chayanne plays Rafael, who comes to the dance studio from Cuba. They dance. They fall in love. Bonus: Jane Krakowski’s in it.

Stream it on: Amazon.

Bring It On (2000)
Yes, this is technically a cheerleading movie. But what is cheerleading if not exaggerated, athletic dancing? Especially in this early ’00s hit, in which Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union face off in a national cheer competition. They’re not exactly the saccharine “Give me a T!” types. It’s basically like watching a dance-off. Also good for satisfying any desire you may feel for Throwback Thursday.

Stream it on: Amazon.

Swing Time (1939)
Lucky (Fred Astaire) is a gambler who manages to miss his own wedding to a woman named Margaret. Train delays, you know? So Margaret’s dad gets all pissy about it and tells Lucky he has to come up with $25,000 as a sort of apology gift. I dunno, guys. It’s weird. All you need to know is that he heads to New York City where he meets Penny (Ginger Rogers), a dance teacher, and they fall in love and that’s the end of Margaret. This film is a self-proclaimed comedy. Will you laugh out loud? Probably not, as few comedies can hold up after so many years. Will you judge the characters for being kind of terrible people? Probably. But you’re not watching this movie for the moral compass. You’re in it for the dance numbers — which are quite delightful.

Stream it on: Amazon.

Shall We Dance? (2004)
John Clark (Richard Gere) realizes his life is super boring. He gets up, commutes to work, works late, commutes back, goes to bed. Rinse and repeat. But one day he notices a sign for Miss Mitzi's Dance School, and he impulsively goes in and becomes a student. Miss Mitzi (J.Lo) teaches him as he stumbles his way into competitive dancing. And Clark's wife (Susan Sarandon) is there and it's all very predictable and cheesy but you're not necessarily in it for the plot, right? You're in it for the final sequence.

Stream it on: iTunes.

42nd Street (1933)
Raise your hand if you also learned the opening number in tap class growing up and still do it on occasion alone in your room. I mean, me neither. The time steps start on the eight, though, in case you're interested.

Stream it: On Google Play

Top Hat (1935)
It doesn't get better than Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dancing cheek to cheek to the smooth sounds of Irving Berlin.

Stream it: On Google Play

The Red Shoes (1948)
Before Natalie Portman was slowly driven mad by her pursuit of ballet perfection in Black Swan, there was Vicky Page, torn between two love interests and her need to dance in The Red Shoes.

Stream it: On Amazon

Singin' in the Rain (1952)
BRB, soft-shoeing in precipitation with my prop umbrella.

Stream it: On Amazon

West Side Story (1961)
"My favorite dance film is West Side Story. I think that's because the whole concept and idea behind it started from choreographer Jerome Robbins' vision of what the film was going to be and built outward from there. The movement in it has a real sense of purpose and storytelling. It's one of the most brilliant films that's ever been made and definitely one of the most brilliant dance films," Justin Peck says about this classic.

Stream it: On Amazon

Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Tony Manero (John Travolta) is a paint store clerk by day and disco-dancing legend by night. He's lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evening.

Stream it: On Netflix

The Turning Point (1977)
A decades-old rivalry between two ballerinas resurfaces when one offers to train the other's daughter, who has a shot at greatness. And yes, that is Mikhail Baryshnikov as the daughter's paramour and the company's resident Russian bad boy.

Stream it: On Netflix

Grease (1978)
Born to hand jive, baby.

Stream it: On Amazon

All That Jazz (1979)
" All That Jazz focuses on Bob Fosse. It's really interesting background on that choreographer. He was super focused on his craft and also he had a real knack for how to shoot dance on film and edit it properly. He was really involved in all of that process. It was a nice biopic- ish...I know it's not technically him, but it's based on his experience of his life," Peck says.

Available on DVD.

Fame (1980)
Sing the body electric and live forever with the talented teens at New York City's High School for the Performing Arts.

Stream it: On Amazon

Flashdance (1983)
Before Channing Tatum's Magic Mike was a sexy welder who also stripped to pay the bills, there was Jennifer Beals jamming to "What a Feeling" as she worked toward her dream of joining the Pittsburgh Conservatory of Dance.

Stream it: On Amazon

Footloose (1984)
A rebellious teen who's got the beat arrives in a tiny town where a preacher has outlawed dancing. Oh, HELL no.

Stream it: On Netflix

Breakin' (1984)
We're talking PEAK '80s breakdance crew rivalries and fashion statements here. Plus, the sequel spawned the always hilarious joke of putting "Electric Boogaloo" into sequel titles.

Available on DVD.

A Chorus Line (1985)
The film adaptation of Marvin Hamlisch's iconic musical about the harsh world of cattle calls and the life of a professional dancer.

Stream it: On Amazon

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Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985)
Sarah Jessica Parker just wants to have fun, and for her character that means one thing: falling in love through DANCE.

Stream it: On Netflix

Dirty Dancing (1987)
The tale of Baby learning to stand up for herself and falling in love for the first time with a sexy Catskills dance instructor from the other side of the tracks is a modern classic. Nobody puts her in a corner.

Stream it: On Netflix

Hairspray (1988, 2007)
Good morning, Baltimore! Tracy Turnblad (Ricki Lake in the 1988 version; Nikki Blonsky in the 2007) just wants to dance on The Corny Collins Show, where the nicest kids in town showcase the latest moves. There are various hurdles in her way, though. Tracy doesn’t have the show’s stereotypical, snoozefest look, so she becomes a crusader for the all teens whom the show discriminates against.

Stream the 1988 version: On Amazon, Google Play, iTunes

Stream the 2007 version: On Amazon, Google Play, iTunes

Tap (1989)
The plot doesn't really matter when you're watching tap dancing legend Gregory Hines hoof it.

Stream it: On Amazon

Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Sometimes we overhear people claiming that Silver Linings Playbook is a dance movie because the two main characters spend most of the film training for an amateur ballroom dancing competition. We usually nod our heads, while thinking, "You wanna see a REAL ballroom dance movie? Watch Baz Luhrmann's Strictly Ballroom."

Stream it: On Netflix

The Full Monty (1997)
Unemployed steel workers form an all-male nude revue to pay the bills. Not every stripper has to be a ridiculously tanned and toned specimen, Magic Mike.

Stream it: On Amazon

Center Stage (2000)
The film that put Zoe Saldana on the map as a sassy ballerina put an extremely glossy coating on a world rife with competition over roles, eating disorders, sleeping with star choreographers, and miraculous mid-song costume changes. Still, everyone has canned heat in their heels tonight (baby) by the end.

Stream it: On Amazon

Billy Elliot (2000)
A boy in an English mining town discovers a talent for ballet and has to convince his set-in-his-ways widowed father to let him pursue his passion. Sometimes we put on the final scene just for a good cry. DANCE, BILLY.

Stream it: On Amazon

Save the Last Dance (2001)
One of those beautiful examples of dance bringing two people from very different worlds together. Ballet and hip-hop aren't so different after all. And hey, Kerry Washington!

Stream it: On Amazon

You Got Served (2004)
In the process of searching for the You Got Served trailer, I uncovered this amazing mashup, and I would now like to state that the 30th best dance movie of all time is actually Fiddler on the Roof Got Served.

Stream it: On Amazon

Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
This touching documentary follows 11-year-olds from New York City public schools as they prepare for a dance competition sponsored by the American Ballroom Theater.

Stream it: On Amazon

Step Up (2006)
The movie that unleashed Channing Tatum (and his moves) into the world. To whom do we address our thank-you note? The Magic Mike XXL trailer, perhaps?

Stream it: On Amazon

Take the Lead (2006)
Mr. Dulaine (Antonio Banderas) is in charge of detention, which he sees as an opportunity for high school kids who always seem to be in trouble to channel their energy into something productive. Like ballroom dancing. This movie is basically Sister Act 2, but with dancing.

Steam it: On HBO Go

Stomp the Yard (2007)
A surprisingly heartwarming lesson in teamwork and camaraderie mixed with amazing stepping.

Stream it: On Google Play

Mao's Last Dancer (2010)
Based on the extraordinary true story of Li Cunxin, a peasant from rural China who became a world-renowned ballet dancer after defecting from his home country.

Steam it: On Google Play

Black Swan (2010)
Not since Dostoyevsky have we been so afraid of a mysterious double. This movie is not for the faint of heart, though, what with the skin pulling and all that shudder.

Stream it: On Amazon

First Position (2011)
This documentary about aspiring young ballet dancers training for the annual Youth American Grand Prix will inspire you a lot more than you might think. Get out your turning board and foot stretcher and hit play.

Stream it: On Netflix

Magic Mike (2012)
It just didn’t feel right publishing this piece without including a ride on Channing Tatum’s pony.

Stream it: On Amazon

Magic Mike XXL (2015)
I mean, if you’re gonna watch the original, you should probably go ahead and watch the sequel.

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The Funniest Movie Quotes Of All Time

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We're all guilty of it. You see a comedy, spew popcorn all over the place laughing, and then spend the next several days repeating your favorite jokes to your friends. Days turn into weeks, and before long you've memorized every single line from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. People who have never seen Anchorman, didn't find it all that clever, or would like to watch Anchorman without you talking over the actors may find this behavior particularly annoying.

Haters gonna hate, but we totally feel you. Sometimes movie dialogue is so on point that it just has to be treasured, repeated, printed on T-shirts, and so forth. Some lines just sparkle. The serious, somber, important films may win all the awards, but a good poop joke can really stand the test of time.

We'll be regularly updating this list with our favorite lines from films old and new. Read on for the rudest, the crudest, and raddest quotes Hollywood has given us.

Waiter: "All right. What can I get you guys?"
Shelley: "Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?"
Waiter: "I'll ask."

— Shelley Darlingson (Anna Faris), The House Bunny

Pictured: Anna Faris

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“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

— Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), Anchorman

Pictured: Paul Rudd, Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Steve Carell

Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
-Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielson) in Airplane (1980)

Pictured: Julie Hagerty, Lorna Patterson, Peter Graves, and Leslie Nielson

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"He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?"
— Cher (Alicia Silverstone), Clueless

Pictured: Justin Walker and Alicia Silverstone

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Osgood: "You must be quite a girl."
Daphne: "Wanna bet?"
— Osgood (Joe E. Brown) and Daphne/Jerry (Jack Lemmon), Some Like It Hot

Pictured: Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis

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Charles: "How do you do. My name is Charles."
Old man: "Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago!"
Charles: "Must be a different Charles, I think."
Old man: "Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!"
— Charles (Hugh Grant) and "Old Man" (Kenneth Griffith), Four Weddings and a Funeral

Pictured: Kristin Scott Thomas and Hugh Grant

Photo: Polygram/Channel 4/Working Title/REX/Shutterstock.

"I'm more than the exalted ruler of this land and master of all I survey.
I'm also a concerned dad."
-King Jaffe Joffer (James Earl Jones), Coming to America

Pictured: James Earl Jones (center) with Sheila Johnson, Madge Sinclair, and Paul Bates

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DS Andy Wainwright: "You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city."
DS Andy Cartwright: "Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!"
Nicholas Angel: "Like who?"
DS Andy Wainwright: "Farmers."
Nicholas Angel: "Who else?"
DS Andy Cartwright: "Farmers' mums."
-The Andys (Rafe Spall and Paddy Considine) and Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg), Hot Fuzz

Pictured: Nick Frost and Simon Pegg

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Suzanne: "Ma, I'm middle-aged."
Doris: "Dear, I'm middle-aged."
Suzanne: "Really. And how many 120-year-old women do you know?"
-Suzanne (Meryl Streep) and Doris (Shirley MacLaine), Postcards from the Edge

Pictured: Streep and MacLaine

Photo: Columbia/Rex/Shutterstock.

Andrew: "What do you need a fake I.D. for?"
Brian: "So I can vote."
-Andrew (Emilio Estevez) and Brian (Anthony Michael Hall), The Breakfast Club

Pictured: Anthony Michael Hall

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"This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments."
-Nancy (Miranda Hart), Spy

Pictured: Melissa McCarthy and Miranda Hart

Photo: Larry D Horricks/20th Century Fox/REX/Shutterstock.

"Americans really have shown themselves to be a nation of ingrates; only by having children can we begin to understand such dynamic."
-Lady Susan (Kate Beckinsale), Love & Friendship

Pictured: Kate Beckinsale

Photo: Moviestore/REX/Shutterstock.

"My ex-husband described it as watching his favorite pub burn down.”
-Dr. Rawling (Emma Thompson) on childbirth, Bridget Jones's Baby

Pictured: Renée Zellweger as Bridget

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Jess: "'Baby talk'? That's not a saying."
Harry Burns: "Oh, but 'baby fish mouth' is sweeping the nation? I hear them talking."
-Jess (Bruno Kirby) and Harry (Billy Crystal) playing Pictionary, When Harry Met Sally

Pictured: Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal

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"You're like a snack-sized Denzel."
-Bob Stone (The Rock), Central Intelligence

Pictured: Kevin Hart and The Rock

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"Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away?"
-Robin (Rebel Wilson), referring to her friend's pubic hair, How to Be Single

Pictured: Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson

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"Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. Think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?"
-Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), Deadpool

Pictured: Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson/Deadpool

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"You're dizzy because you played Russian roulette with your vagina."
-Nellie (Gaby Hoffmann), Obvious Child

Pictured: Jenny Slate in Obvious Child

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"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
-Buck Russell (John Candy), Uncle Buck

Pictured: John Candy

Photo: Moviestore Collection/REX/Shutterstock.

Holland March: "Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."
Jackson Healy: "People got hurt."
Holland March: "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."
-Holland March (Ryan Gosling) and Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe), The Nice Guys

Pictured: Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe

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"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."
-Dave (Mark Addy), The Full Monty

Pictured: Tom Wilkinson, Robert Carlyle, Steve Huison, Hugo Speer, Paul Barber, and Mark Addy

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Bumper: "I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"
Fat Amy: "Well...sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm...better not."
-Bumper (Adam DeVine) and Fat Amy (Rebel Wilson), Pitch Perfect

Pictured: Rebel Wilson

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Jules: "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
Vincent: "Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste good."
Jules: "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
Vincent: "How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces."
Jules: "I don't eat dog either."
Vincent: "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
Jules: "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way."
Vincent: "Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?"
Jules: "Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be 10 times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?"
-Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) and Vincent (John Travolta), Pulp Fiction

Pictured: Samuel L. Jackson

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Annie: "You read my diary?"
Brynn: "At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."
-Annie (Kristen Wiig) and Brynn (Rebel Wilson), Bridesmaids

Pictured: Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig

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Old Lady: "Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam..."
[Craig slams the door in their faces.]
Old Lady: "Well, fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister."
-Old Lady (LaWanda Page) and Craig (Ice Cube), Friday

Pictured: Chris Tucker and Ice Cube

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Del: "You play with your balls a lot."
Neal: "I do NOT play with my balls."
Del: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
Neal: "Are you trying to start a fight?"
Del: "No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot."
Neal: "You know what'd make me happy?"
Del: "Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"
-Del (John Candy) and Neal (Steve Martin), Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Pictured: Steve Martin

Photo: Moviestore Collection/Rex/Shutterstock.

Ben Stone: "Do you want to do it doggie style?"
Alison Scott: "You're not going to fuck me like a dog."
Ben Stone: "It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything."
-Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) and Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl), Knocked Up

Pictured: Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen

Photo: Moviestore Collection/Rex/Shutterstock.

"We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42."
-Maura Ellis (Amy Poehler), Sisters

Pictured: Amy Poehler and Tina Fey

Photo: Moviestore/Rex/Shutterstock.

"I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous-skirt convention you have to go to?"
-Emily (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada

Pictured: Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, and Emily Blunt

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Claims Donald Trump Is In Love With Him

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Listen, the reasons behind President Donald Trump's Twitter behavior are elusive. It's difficult to discern why he was so obsessed with Kristen Stewart, why he once gave dating advice to Katy Perry, or, most recently, why he has it out for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Regarding the latter, though, Arnold has a theory.

"I think he's in love with me," the former California governor told SiriusXM's Michael Smerconish Tuesday. As Newsweek reports, Schwarzenegger proposed this theory during an appearance on The Michael Smerconish Program.

Host Smerconish asked, "Why does [Donald Trump] keep talking about you through his Twitter feed?"

For background, the 45th President tossed shade Schwarzenegger's way in January 2016. It all began with The Celebrity Apprentice, as many things do. It was announced in 2015 that Schwarzenegger would take on Trump's role on the NBC reality show. January 2016 saw Schwarzenegger's Celebrity Apprentice debut. (To distinguish between hosts of the reality show, the new season was called The New Celebrity Apprentice, the former host having thrown his hat into the presidential election.) Ratings for the new iteration weren't good, and Donald Trump gleefully — editorializing here — tweeted about it.

"Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got 'swamped' (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT," the 70-year-old wrote. He later added, "But who cares, he supported Kasich & Hillary."

Schwarzenegger quickly clapped back. (Listen, he said he'd be back, remember?) In a polite tweet, the actor, politician, and bodybuilder wrote, "I wish you the best of luck and I hope you'll work for ALL of the American people as aggressively as you worked for your ratings." Schwarzenegger followed up with a video response in which he recited a quote from Abraham Lincoln's inaugural address.

It seemed that might be the end of the Schwarzenegger-Trump beef. (I want to take a moment here to remind everyone that our president is currently perpetuating this Twitter beef.) This month, Schwarzenegger announced he wouldn't be returning to the show. His statement wasn't free of shade, however — he implied that the season's poor ratings were a direct result of Trump's actions in 2017. According to Trump, though, this is all Schwarzenegger's fault.

"Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show," Trump responded on Twitter.

But Schwarzenegger got the last word, writing, "You should think about hiring a new joke writer and a fact checker."

Smerconish has a point here in asking the question at all. Why does the leader of the free world waste his time on Arnold Schwarzenegger? (We have a few theories, but in the interest of diplomacy, we'll keep mum.) Schwarzenegger's response is in jest, but it points to the absurdity of the whole exchange. Why is Trump so celeb obsessed? Could it be that he still considers himself as one, rather than as leader of the free world? Who knows. But if it so happened that he were madly in love with Arnold Schwarzenegger, the world would be a much more interesting place.

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Is Beyoncé REALLY The Queen Of The Illuminati & Other Conspiracy Questions

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You've heard of the Beygency, right? It's the subject of a hilarious Saturday Night Live parody mocking an all-seeing organization that will come for you if you trash talk Queen Beyoncé.

But what if there was a far more insidious organization pulling the strings of our favorite pop diva? What if she was really just part of a massive conspiracy to control celebrities, politicians, and athletes, all while brainwashing normal people for world domination?

Enter: the Illuminati (which may have taken over the Cash Me Outside girl's Instagram).

Here's the truth: The Illuminati was once a real thing. It was a Bavarian secret society founded in 1776, organized like the Freemasons. It opposed the Roman Catholic Church's power and wanted to free itself from both the church and government restrictions.

The Order of the Illuminati became super popular — and grew from just five members to thousands. But the problem with popularity is that it's hard to remain secret. Eventually, secret societies were made illegal and punishable by death. This forced them to split up into smaller splinter groups. And while the Illuminati have reappeared in various forms over the years, it has never held the level of control control over society that conspiracy theorists believe.

Unfortunately, these facts haven't stopped the internet from conjuring up some of the most insane — and incredibly creative — Illuminati conspiracies ever, which are mostly fueled by Christian fundamentalists who believe the Illuminati's New World Order would be a sign of the coming of the Antichrist.

But lots of people believe in this stuff. Like 23% of voters, actually. Just type "Beyoncé Illuminati" in Google and you'll get over a million hits.

Every celebrity you hold dear is an Illuminati. Every celebrity who's ever died a tragic death was murdered by the Illuminati. And it's all to bring in a "New World Order" — in secret (because not everybody needs to know your business).

So we decided to take a look at the craziest, wildest, most-insane Illuminati conspiracy theories, and fact-check them. No, we can't straight up call Beyoncé on the phone and ask if she worships Satan for her secret society the same way we can ask about a juice cleanse. But we've attempted to point out the fine line between logic and paranoia.

Theory: Lady Gaga was an Illuminati slave — but now, she's free.

Everyone loves a redemption story, even Illuminati conspiracy theorists. Lady Gaga was literally called an "Illuminati Puppet" on the blog "The Vigilant Christian " back in 2009. But after years of being pimped out by the Illuminati and throwing symbolism everywhere, Lady Gaga is finally breaking free.

Evidence: Where to begin? First, Lady Gaga's name is proof that she's Illuminati. How? Because her name isn't Lady Gaga. It's just a persona, which probably means that it's a "demonically inspired spirit alter" that allows her to be controlled by the devil. She's always covering on eye or framing an eye, and that's the ultimate proof that the Illuminati is afoot! Theorists believe that when pop stars cover or frame an eye, they're alluding to the occult's all-seeing eye.

In addition to the eye framing and secret demon spirit, Lady Gaga also likes to wear horns on her head. Major Illuminati flags! Horns are a throwback to Baphomet, a goat-headed demon creature. Lady Gaga also used to have blood on her body on stage (blood sacrifice symbolism, much?) and she's super sexual (because of the demon inside her). She also kills people in videos, almost had hints of blood and semen in her signature perfume, and calls her followers monsters. Theorists even say her song "Bad Romance" is about her relationship with Satan. Clearly, there's a lot of evidence against Gaga.

The good news for theorists? She's now dropping knowledge about the Illuminati everywhere she goes. They just hope she isn't their next blood sacrifice!

Photo: Ken McKay/TalkbackThames/REX Shutterstock.

So was Lady Gaga REALLY in the Illuminati?

The evidence is pretty harshly stacked against her, but there's a reasonable explanation for just about everything.

Singers, and performers in general, often have personas, an identity that they assume on stage. Sure, it's a little crazy, but everyone from David Bowie to Bob Dylan and even Lana Del Rey have used personas. And Gaga's been playing the role of different personas since she was a preteen.

Lady Gaga loves to use Christian and Hindu symbolism, and to hint at the duality of man. That's not a Satanic symbol, but it is a common one used throughout film and literature over centuries.

Buzzfeed even broke down all the symbolism from her last album in comparison to her first two ( Fame and The Fame Monster, which explore the different sides of fame, not necessarily the Illuminati).

If anything, Lady Gaga belongs to the cult of Andy Warhol. She's been obsessed with his art and the idea of fame being packaged for years. And like any artist, she's changed over time, becoming less enamored with the music industry and doing her own thing with legends like Elton John and Tony Bennett.

So basically, Lady Gaga is weird and obsessed with pop culture. She's even disgruntled with the music industry. But she's not trying to take over the world as a member of a secret society.

(Also, that's fake blood, so...)

Photo: REX Shutterstock.

Theory: The Illuminati killed Michael Jackson — and Tupac, JFK, Princess Diana, Marilyn Monroe, and every other icon.

How much control does the Illuminati have? So much that it's gotten away with murder! Allegedly. According to conspiracy theorists, the Illuminati has killed every major figure and icon you can think of — from Abraham Lincoln to Michael Jackson.

Evidence: In the case of Michael Jackson, Illuminati conspiracy theorists say the signs were EVERYWHERE, especially in the symbols from his music videos. Theorists believe that as Jackson grew more famous and more autonomous, the Illuminati was just not having it! The final nail in his coffin? When he bought the ATV publishing catalogue back in 1984. That purchase gave Jackson the publishing rights to most hit songs by the Beatles, Little Richard, and others.

As Kanye said, "No one man should have all that POWER." And apparently, the Illuminati felt the same way. So it slowly destroyed his reputation and his career. Then, it killed him.

The most damning piece of evidence? His own son saying this in court about Jackson: "After he got off the phone, he would cry. He would say, 'They're going to kill me, they're going to kill me.'"

There are even reports that his daughter, Paris, is next on the Illuminati hit list and sending secret messages about the organization.

The trajectory is the same for basically every icon on the above list: become super powerful, start to do good or think for themselves, the Illuminati straight up hate that, so it kills you. Also, because of Illuminati numerology, celebrity deaths always come in groups of three. So that solves that riddle.

Photo: Steve Douglass / Associated Newspapers /REX Shutterstock.

So did the Illuminati REALLY kill Michael Jackson (and everyone else)?

Probably not. Michael Jackson had a long-documented history with drug addiction. Most people believe Jackson began abusing painkillers after his grisly accident during a Pepsi commercial, when his head and scalp caught fire.

Also, Dr. Conrad Murray killed Michael Jackson. Sure, there are people claiming that he was a Freemason online, but Freemasons and Illuminati are totally different. And what does being a Freemason have to do with a doctor's horrible malpractice and manslaughter?

Yes, Conrad Murray is already out of jail. No, he wasn't charged with murder. But since there was never evidence that Jackson's death was premeditated, that's the best the criminal justice system could do.

Seriously, the only thing Michael Jackson and Tupac have in common — other than being crazy talented and changing music forever — is that they now have holograms.

Photo: Karl Schoendorfer/REX Shutterstock.

Theory: Boy Meets World was full of Illuminati symbolism — and so is Girl Meets World.

How evil is the Illuminati? So evil that it has managed to infiltrate beloved TV shows like Boy Meets World. Say it ain't so, Topanga!

Evidence: First of all, there's an entire Tumblr dedicated to preaching the Boy Meets World/Girl Meets World -Illuminati connection. Unfortunately, it had to stop because "the police constantly checks this website every day," and we all know who runs the police, right? THE ILLUMINATI.

Apparently, there are satanic, Masonic, and occult symbols throughout both shows. Topanga, played by Danielle Fishel, did weird things like interpretive dance while drawing occult symbols on her face with lipstick.

If that's not proof enough, Rowan Blanchard once did a peace sign around her eye on Instagram, and Danielle Fishel made a heart sign with her hands, which looks a lot like a pyramid/triangle/Illuminati symbol.

Also, Drake once referenced Boy Meets World in a song — and he's CLEARLY Illuminati, so...do the math yourself.

So is Girl Meets World the second generation of Illuminati propaganda?

Guys, I can't. Really? It's a show about a girl going through puberty. That's the hidden meaning.

Honestly, the only truly shocking thing about Boy Meets World is that Topanga picks Cory over Shawn Hunter and his perfect hair.

Photo: Courtesy of Disney.

Theory: Kanye is TOTALLY in the Illuminati — and it staged that Taylor Swift moment.

Kanye, also known as Yeezus, is all over the Illuminati radar. His lyrics, style, and music videos are all proof that he's really a top-level Illuminati member. Oh, and it made that awkward Taylor Swift moment happen on purpose, because she's Illuminati too, obviously.

Evidence: As far as theorists are concerned, every time Kanye West opens his mouth, he's spewing Illuminati secret messages. Kanye is known for songs like "Jesus Walks" and "I Am A God." Even his nickname, Yeezus, which is Yeezy combined with Jesus, is straight up blasphemy. His son with Kim Kardashian is named Saint. Kanye also appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone depicted as Jesus before his crucifixion with a crown of thorns. Why all the blaspheming? Because ILLUMINATI.

Kanye also has a preoccupation with symbols; like the all-seeing eye, also known as the “eye of Horus;" and the pyramids. He often makes a diamond or pyramid shape with his hands, which many theorists believe is secret messaging from the Illuminati. Kanye even wears a giant Horus chain around his neck on occasion.

Music videos like "Power" and "Runaway" are the biggest Illuminati culprits, chock-full of occult symbols. This site actually did an almost shot-by-shot breakdown of all the symbols in the video, and it's far too many to list.

As for that infamous Taylor Swift "Imma let you finish" moment? Theorists believe it was an initiation ritual for Taylor Swift into the "circle of chosen artists." Bonus: Madonna is the "High Priestess" of that inner circle.

Photo: Brian J Ritchie/Hotsauce/REX Shutterstock.

So is Kanye REALLY in the Illuminati?!

Do you even have to ask? Just look at that imagery!

But really, Kanye is NOT Illuminati. He's addressed it multiple times, too.

First, Kanye was laughing about it with tweets like, "Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing ... do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for?” Or even,“Question... can you devil worship on the new iphone??? LOL!!!”

Personal favorite: “What’s better for devil worshipping Iphone or the Droid... Does lucifer return text... is he or she on Skype? Don’t wanna be sexist.”

But that was in 2009; they've been deleted since then. These days, Kanye is tired of the Illuminati connection.

"I heard a comment — a joke — about the Tidal press conference being an Illuminati moment," Kanye wrote in Paper magazine. "If there was actually an Illuminati, it would be more like the energy companies. Not celebrities that gave their life to music and who are pinpointed as decoys for people who really run the world."

He added, "I'm tired of people pinpointing musicians as the Illuminati. That's ridiculous. We don't run anything; we're celebrities. We're the face of brands. We have to compromise what we say in lyrics so we don't lose money on a contract."

So that settles that. Kanye says he's not Illuminati. Or at the very least, he has no idea if he's in the Illuminati. That doesn't mean Kim isn't a member, though. JK!

Photo: Courtesy of Roc-A-Fella Records, LLC.

Theory: Whitney Houston was a sacrifice for Blue Ivy, who's named after Lucifer's daughter.

If you talk to an Illuminati truther, they'll tell you that Beyoncé and Jay Z are Illuminati, and their daughter is probably the spawn of Satan.

Evidence: Basically, conspiracy theorists think that at just 4 years old, Blue Ivy Carter is a member of the Illuminati.

Their evidence — aside from her highly suspicious parents who are probably agents of evil — all rests on her name. It's an anagram...of EVIL:

I.V.Y. = Illuminati's Very Youngest
B.L.U.E. = Born Living Under Evil

Also, Blue Ivy spelled backwards is Eulb Yvi, which theorists say is Latin for "Lucifer's Daughter."

If you need more proof than that, please note that she was born right when Whitney Houston died. Why? Because it was an Illuminati blood sacrifice ritual, of course. Also, Queen Elizabeth is somehow involved and they think she's Illuminati, too.

Photo: Courtesy of MTV/Viacom.

So is Blue Ivy ACTUALLY evil?!

This isn't The Omen. This isn't Rosemary's Baby. This is a little girl who got a super-unique name from a mother with a super-unique name.

Turns out, "Eulb Yvi" isn't even a Latin word.

She's a little girl, okay? A LITTLE GIRL. Relax.

Photo: Courtesy of Columbia Records/"Blue."

Theory: Disney's Frozen is trying to brainwash your kids to be Illuminati puppets.

At this point, you must realize that nothing is safe from the Illuminati. Not even Princess Elsa.

Evidence: Guys, there are triangles EVERYWHERE in this movie, and if you haven't noticed, triangles are symbols of the occult. And it's not just mountains covered in snow. This website points out several examples throughout the film where there are triangle-shaped windows and faces.

There's magic in this movie, just like most Disney movies, and that's a red Illuminati flag. Magic isn't natural — it's the occult.

Frozen is a movie featuring lots of ice and snow. Illuminati conspiracy theorists have pointed out that most of the snowflakes in this movie are hexagrams, which also have a dark connection. They control demons and spirits.

Theorists also believe that a specific scene with Anna and Elsa's father resembles a Freemason ritual. There's also the necromancy theory — essentially that magic is used to bring Olaf to life.

There's also a conspiracy theory that Frozen is using subliminal messaging to push a secret homosexual agenda, hence songs like "Let It Go."

So is Princess Elsa actually worshipping Satan?!

Look, Princess Elsa does have magical powers. She does make some magic snowflakes in the shape of hexagrams. Disney has been hit with symbolism theories before — and not all of them are innocent.

It's highly likely that there's some kind of "hidden message" in Frozen, but it's doubtful that the message is overtly sexual or satanic.

Isn't Frozen really about love? Isn't it about being yourself? Aren't we reading a little too much into a kids' movie?

As Elsa said, "Let it go."

Photo: Courtesy of Disney.

Theory: The Illuminati killed Aaliyah as a blood sacrifice.

Since Aaliyah's untimely death in 2001, there have been countless conspiracy theories. But few run as deep as the Illuminati sacrifice theory.

Evidence: The theory centers around three key players: Jay Z, Beyoncé, and Damon Dash. At the time of her death, Aaliyah was dating Dash, Jay Z's friend and colleague. Theorists believe that both Dash and Jay Z were already in the Illuminati and Aaliyah either wanted to get out of the secret society herself — or reveal the truth about it.

The Beyoncé connection has to do with their similar career trajectories. Beyoncé, like Aaliyah before her, has done some acting.

So what does the Illuminati have to do with Aaliyah and Beyoncé? Conspiracy theorists think that because Aaliyah hated the Illuminati and wanted to break free, she was selected to be a "blood sacrifice" so that Beyoncé could take her place and thrive as the ultimate queen of evil.

There's also a lot of numerology theories that come into play here. One of them being that Aaliyah died on August 25, 2001 — and in history, August 25, 1932, is the date Amelia Earhart completed her transcontinental flight.

In addition to this speculation, there's some creepy theories about Aaliyah's music. Her last song, "Rock The Boat," which happens to be the music video she was filming before her death, is suspected to have hidden messaging. So much so that believers have started playing her music backwards in videos. They think Aaliyah is saying, "Cannot be pushed," to the Illuminati.

Photo: Matt Baron/BEI/REX Shutterstock.

So did the Illuminati kill Aaliyah so Beyoncé can rule us all?!

It's such a horrible theory that it's not even funny.

Poor Aaliyah was killed because her plane was too heavy and her pilot was on drugs. Reports also say that the singer and her crew squeezed on the plane because they wanted to leave a day earlier than planned. Yes, this is major negligence — and that's why Aaliyah's family tried to sue Virgin records and the airline for allowing an unauthorized pilot to fly a severely overloaded plane.

The numerology theories also don't make sense. Because, really, what does Amelia Earhart in 1932 have to do with an R & B signer in 2001? Nothing. They were both on planes. That's about it. (Please note that Amelia Earhart's flight on August 25 was successful!)

When you play "Rock The Boat" backwards, it is creepy. But then again, most songs played backwards are creepy! Try playing Hannah Montana's "Best Of Both Worlds" backwards and see what happens! Also, does anyone really hear "Cannot be pushed" without someone first suggesting it as the lyrics? Doubtful.

Let's not mention the fact that Aaliyah and Beyoncé were friends (please see the GIF to your right). Beyoncé even commented on her death, saying Aaliyah, "Was the very first person to embrace Destiny's Child."

Beyoncé was already famous in 2001 thanks to a little band (you might have heard of it) called Destiny's Child — one of the top-selling girl groups of all time.

We need to let Aaliyah rest in peace and drop all the Illuminati theories.

Photo: Giphy.

Theory: Beyoncé is the Illuminati Queen — and she's possessed by the demon "Sasha Fierce."

As far as the internet is concerned, Beyoncé and Jay Z are the King and Queen of the Illuminati, bathe in blood, and force celebrities to kill off their loved ones in sacrifice. Conspiracists believe that every hand gesture, every music video, every performance, and every public appearance points to their Illuminati membership in some way.

Evidence: There are few things in this world that were more evil than Beyoncé's 2013 Super Bowl performance. EVERYTHING about that performance was apparently a not-so-secret salute to Satan. Beyoncé's outfit? Made by the devil. Her dance moves? Just a send-off to Satan.

At one point, Beyoncé dances in front of a black-and-white background (which apparently is the most Illuminati color scheme, ever), before she is multiplied on a jumbo screen. Throughout the performance, there are multiple silhouettes and Beyoncés, which is all about the duality of man and alter egos, according to Illuminati truthers.

There's tons of fire — which you can probably guess is satanic. She also created a BLACKOUT. All the lights went out at the Superdome after she finished! Can you say Illuminati?

Plus, she flashes the pyramid symbol right in the middle of her performance to millions of viewers as a sign of allegiance.

In fact, Beyoncé often throws her hands up in a pyramid (the Great Seal) symbol and covers one eye with her hands, once again hinting at the all-seeing eye.

Beyoncé also uses the "double six" signs — also known as the "a-okay" — which theorists say is a sign of the devil.

There are also tons of videos online breaking down Beyoncé's music videos. Her "Telephone" video with Lady Gaga (former slave), "Single Ladies" video, and "Sweet Dreams" video have all been picked apart for weird symbols that suggest manufactured humans, devil horns, and lots of other demonic stuff. People also think that "Single Ladies" played backwards is basically telling people to bow down to Satan.

There's even a theory that Beyoncé is actually possessed by a demon (Sasha Fierce) when performing, especially during her Super Bowl performance in 2013, when her eyes reportedly turned black and she sneered, as demons do.

Also, everyone thinks she faked her pregnancy, because Illuminati.

Photo: Gregory Pace/BEI/REX Shutterstock.

So IS Beyoncé a possessed Illuminati queen ushering in a "New World Order?!"

Look, if you were trying to find a queen to enslave the world, Beyoncé would be a fantastic choice! Who wouldn't follow Beyoncé down into the gates of hell? Or wear leather and lace corsets because she says it's okay? EVERYONE would do it.

Unfortunately, most of this evidence can be explained away.

First, hand signs don't necessarily mean demonic alliance. It's probably Beyoncé paying homage to Jay Z and Roc-A-Fella Records. That's why she, Jay, and Kanye (the holy trinity of Illuminati) use it all the time. Maybe Jay Z picked the symbol because he's in the Illuminati? Or more likely, he chose it because it's supposed to represent a diamond and it's a very cool hand sign. It is and he was right — that's why every celebrity does it.

Maybe Beyoncé is possessed by Sasha Fierce. If so, great demon name! Throwing a million 666 okay signs your way in support. But why would she go around telling people about it? Isn't the Illuminati supposed to be a secret?

It's more likely that Sasha Fierce is a persona, which is highly common among performers, who assume a role that matches the music they sing on stage. Sure, it's a little crazy, but no one said that creative people were totally normal.

Lastly, Beyoncé is at the center of every conspiracy theory. Why?

"There have always been questions and conspiracies about the structure and nature of power by African-Americans, and naturally, those questions have made their way into hip-hop," Marc Lamont Hill once told Philadelphia Weekly. "Powerless people tend to try and make sense of their circumstance in different ways."

He added: "Any time people have a large chunk of power, it’s reasonable and natural to believe they didn’t get it fairly.”

But guess what you guys? Beyoncé's been in dancing and signing in stilettos since she was 16 years old. She didn't get "Bootylicious" in the dictionary on luck alone. It was hard work and a LOT of Sasha Fierceness.

Photo: Giphy.

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Naomi Campbell Talks About Her "Beef" With Rihanna

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Why anyone would want two women as incredible as Rihanna and Naomi Campbell to be in a feud is beyond us. But one viewer watching Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Tuesday riled people up with the suggestion of a Rihanna-Campbell tiff with a pointed question for Campbell, a guest on the show, about a supposed fight between her and the singer.

"It seems Naomi Campbell and Rihanna unfollowed each other on Instagram. No social media pics or communication either. Is everything okay between the two of them?" the busy body eagle-eyed fan tweeted into the show.

"Everything's fine," Campbell smiled coyly, as if we were meant to think otherwise. "Of course it's fine... I'm an actress now, Andy," she cackled. Cohen replied, "I'm trying to think what the beef could be about."

Then the 46-year-old got real about any purported tiff with RiRi. "I don't have beef," she clarified. "I don't have beef, especially with Black women that I think are powerful. And out there we're all in the same thing. [We're in] the same struggle."

First of all: PHEW. Second of all: what a fantastic example to set for not just celebrities but for women and Black women everywhere. We're all fighting the same good fight, so we're better off sticking together. Campbell's sentiment garnered applause from the studio audience, as well as an (ever-coveted) high-five from Cohen.

But even though Campbell seemingly set the record straight, people watching at home were alarmed by the mere implication of a fight between their beloved kweens. They shared their bewilderment in hilarious GIF and meme form on Twitter. One person joked, "donald trump wont acknowledge climate [change] so im not acknowledging that naomi campbell and rihanna dont like each other." Fair.

Seriously, though: if anyone needs more convincing that it's all love between the stars, let us remind you of their adorable backstage interaction at the MTV Video Music Awards last year. There's also the touching Instagram tribute to Campbell Rihanna posted in August after the model sported Fenty designs in Vogue Italia. The 29-year-old called Campbell an inspiration to young girls everywhere, and said she was "blessed" to have her as a friend, "one that will pick up the phone at any hour of the night."

Read the full message below — and then enjoy the funny tweets alluding to these awesome ladies' supposed "beef," safe in the knowledge that it's total bullshit.

"What a delight to see this beautiful Queen in my designs for @VogueItalia! This is a crazy feeling man! @iamnaomicampbell ," she wrote. "From the very first moment in your career, you've touched and inspired so many young girls all over the world! I was one of them, and to see this come full circle is a trip to say the least! I'm blessed to have you as a friend, one that will pick up the phone at any hour of the night, one that still makes time even when she has none, just to send me vitamins and facial products, or even tanning oil for my vacation lol!!! That's why these photos mean so much more to me, you're a True beauty, One love!"

Remember: one love, people.

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What Even Is Fascia & Why Are People Talking About It?

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A bodywork technique called "fascia blasting" is making the viral rounds on Instagram, and like cupping and cryotherapy, it has a lot of people asking: What is this sorcery and do I need to be doing it, too?

The short answer: only if you want to. If you're into bodywork, treating your fascia probably won't do you any harm, but it's certainly not a do-or-die thing.

But what even is fascia? You can't see yours, but everyone has it. Put in the simplest terms, fascia is your body's connective tissue that surrounds muscles and organs. Experts use lots of creative imagery to try and explain it: "it's like the white, fibrous layer of an orange peel"; "it's plastic wrap around your muscles, like a sandwich"; "it's like the compartments of a T.V. dinner." If you're still confused, that's okay, because even researchers are mystified about the extent to which fascia exists in your body.

"We think of fascia like a tissue that supports muscles and tissues," says Charles Kim, MD, assistant professor in the Departments of Rehabilitation Medicine and Anesthesiology, Perioperative Care, and Pain Medicine at NYU Langone’s Center for Musculoskeletal Care. "You can think of it as a bag of support around a substance."

Every move you make, every step you take, your fascia reacts to you. "If you’re dehydrated, suffer an injury, or perform any kind of high impact activity, this can cause the fascia to clamp up and adhere to itself and other structures in the body, such as muscles, bones, and skin," says Ashley Black, inventor of the FasciaBlaster (that thing you're probably seeing all over Facebook) and author of The Cellulite Myth, It's Not Fat It's Fascia. This makes your fascia rigid and stiff, which causes pain, tightness, or just dull soreness. (To be clear, Black treats athletes and regular people using her FasciaBlaster, but she is not a physical therapist. All of the doctors we spoke to for this story said that the FasciaBlaster is one of a handful of effective treatment methods for fascia tension.)

"In modern medicine, we don't have all the explanations or knowledge of exactly what fascia is, but we do know is that some people get adhesions to fascia and tissue, which cause irritation and pain," Dr. Kim says. "Physical therapists use myofascial — which means muscle and fascia — release methods to break up the fascia."

According to Black, foam-rolling, also known as self-myofascial release, might seem like the perfect fix, but this really just compresses your tissue and rolls over the fascia. It's still a great way to make a tense muscle feel better (and you should definitely do it before and after a workout, if you'd like), but Black says you've got to go deeper to target the fascia. "Imagine your hair is messy and matted, and you're just trying to smooth it over with your palms," she says. "Now imagine you have a hairbrush that actually combs out the knots. Which will leave your hair smooth and knot-free?"

The "hairbrush" Black is referring to is, of course, the aforementioned FasciaBlaster, which is meant to rake through deep layers of fascia. She created it so her clients could treat themselves at home. Black has identified 29 different "zones" on the body that people can target with a FasciaBlaster to feel better — but it can be painful and even cause bruising. Before you jump to order one, definitely consult your primary care doctor or physical therapist to make sure it's okay, on the off-chance your tightness actually comes from an injury.

Other hands-on techniques for relieving fascia tension exist, and they use friction and trigger points and are practiced by doctors and physical therapists, says Antonio Stecco, MD, PhD, president of the Fascial Manipulation Association and a faculty member at New York University. Like acupuncture or Chinese foot reflexology, the trigger points don't match up to the body part you're treating, but rather, they are vectors that connect to other muscles. "You never treat the area of pain; we treat the point that corresponds to it," Dr. Stecco says. And it can hurt badly, like a super-charged deep tissue massage.

If you're into bodywork, treating your fascia can't hurt, but it's certainly not a do-or-die thing.

Stretching can and should also be part of your daily fascia-maintenance routine, because it helps loosen up your fascia, Dr. Stecco says. Not to mention, it's a good thing to do to protect your muscles. You might also want to consider a deep tissue massage, because Dr. Kim says it's the least-invasive way to treat it. (Plus, it feels good.)

If your aches and pains seem sudden or just out-of-the-ordinary, you should definitely consult with a doctor to make sure it's not an actual injury that you're missing. In some instances, athletes (like runners) can develop a condition called "compartment syndrome," which happens when there's "too much pressure on the fascial compartments," according to Dr. Lee. In this case, you'd need surgery to remove them, but that's pretty rare and on the extreme end.

Besides making you feel looser and less sore, Black says that fascial manipulation may also change the way your skin looks. Just as fascia in distress can clamp onto itself and cause soreness, fascia can also adhere to your skin and cause visible dimples. "Fascia adhesions can pull the skin down and force the fat up, causing dents and dimples commonly known as cellulite," Black says. "If the fascia were to lay flat, so would the fat." (There are tons of before and after photos from loyal users on Black's Instagram.)

If you're skeptical, that's normal; any body-manipulation tool that promises instant, visible results is considered sketchy. (And hey, there's absolutely nothing wrong with visible cellulite in the first place.) Dr. Stecco says that fascial manipulation for cellulite could actually be legit, but it's important to note that this is just treating the superficial fascia, so it might not get to the root of your pain. "Any tool that has a large face can affect superficial fascia, because it becomes softer and changes the shape of your skin — if that's what you're after," he says. Like we said, there's no reason to stress about cellulite, but if you feel pain and want to make sure you're taking care of your fascia, then it's definitely not a bad idea to give these releasing techniques a try.

Like exercise and nutrition, whether or not you concern yourself with fascia is about finding the method that makes sense for you. "When you put all the different techniques together, they're very similar," Dr. Kim says. So whether you're blasting or just stretching, it's your fascia and your choice.

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This Twitter Thread Nails The Problem With The "iPhone V. Health Care" Statement

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Republican congressman Jason Chaffetz solved the health care debate for all of us yesterday. If everyone would just stop buying iPhones and focus on their health instead, there wouldn't be a need for comprehensive, low-cost health care! (Duh.)

"Americans have choices, and they've got to make a choice," he said, according to CNN. "So rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and want to go spend hundreds of dollars on that, maybe they should invest in their own health care."

His argument obviously ruffled a few feathers, and one Twitter user nailed the reason.

"I wanna get a feel for this," John Miguel McCauley tweeted on March 7. "RT if you've had a health care cost that was more expensive than the cost of an iphone (generously, $600)."

As of writing, his tweet has more than 18,000 retweets and more than 8,000 people had replied to McCauley with stories of health care costs that go way above the cost of an iPhone.

So many people tweeted their stories that McCauley reached his retweet limit and had to link to his status so everyone could see the replies. Their stories should sound familiar for anyone who's had a medical emergency, or even a common procedure.

And many talk about the shocking cost of health care, even when you do have insurance.

These are just a few of the health care horror stories still rolling in on McCauly's tweet. So, no Jason Chaffetz, opting out of a new iPhone is not going to offset the cost of getting the care we need.

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The Best Strapless Bras That Won't Let You Down

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Strapless bras are an underwear-drawer staple that, for one reason or another, elude many of us. (Thongs are a similarly tricky intimate.) Plenty of Refinery29's editors copped to not owning the seemingly requisite bra — or, at least, one they actually like. Maybe it's that finding ones in the right size, with the right support and comfort level, is easier said than done. Don't worry; there's still hope. The list of strapless bras ahead, reviewed by anonymous staffers of varying breast types and cup sizes, is a great place to start. If your favorite didn't make the cut, share it with us in the comments. Let's band together!

The Bra: Aerie's Audrey Multi-Way Lightly Lined Bra

The Scoop: "When it comes to bra shopping, I take the less-is-more approach: no frills, no push-up, and usually no color. I get easily frustrated with strapless bras in particular, because they tend to slip. I'm also a creature of habit, so once I found this Aerie bra, lined with rubber on the inside to prevent any awkward public readjustment, I was hooked. At a sweet price point (usually with some sort of deal where I can buy a second one at a discount), I can't resist."

Aerie Audrey Multi-way Lightly Lined Bra, $36.95, available at American Eagle.

The Audrey bra comes with two sets of straps and is available in sizes 32AA to 38DD.

Aerie Audrey Multi-way Lightly Lined Bra, $36.95, available at American Eagle.

The bra also has a rubber lined back to keep it from sliding.

Aerie Audrey Multi-way Lightly Lined Bra, $36.95, available at American Eagle.

The Bra: The Little Bra Company's Sascha Lace Strapless Bra

The Scoop: "Unlike most strapless bras I've tried, I never have to pull this one up 800 times in a night. I love the brand, which is specifically geared towards us smaller-breasted peeps. This one hugs really nicely. It's the only strapless bra I've ever found that isn't overloaded with padding (which you'll find in most brands), but still provides a lot of natural support."

The Little Bra Company Sascha Lace, $60, available at The Little Bra Company.

The removable pads give you the freedom to choose your level of coverage.

The Little Bra Company Sascha Lace, $60, available at The Little Bra Company.

It comes in varying shades, too.

The Little Bra Company Sascha Lace, $60, available at The Little Bra Company.

The Bra: Ongossamer's Mesh Push-Up Strapless Bra

The Scoop: "At a 34C (sometimes a 32D, depending on the brand), I've actually had it fairly easy when it comes to shopping for strapless bras. I've found some of my best pieces at Journelle, Nordstrom, and Victoria's Secret. OnGossamer's strapless push-up offers just the right amount of this-won't-fall-down-when-you're-dancing-up-a-storm support."

Ongossamer Mesh Push-up Strapless Bra, $44, available at Journelle.

This bra comes with gradually padded cups for supportive shaping.

Ongossamer Mesh Push-up Strapless Bra, $44, available at Journelle.

The Bra: Fashion Forms' Nubra Ultralite Self-Adhesive Backless Strapless Bra

The Scoop: "I'm happy to sing the praises of a backless, adhesive bra. Granted, I have small boobs, so I don't need a huge amount of support, but these things offer adjustable cleavage and the freedom to wear all kinds of strappy, see-through, barely-there tops without the nuisance of straps."

“I'm pretty small-chested, so I've never found a strapless bra that I can really fill out, or that feels comfortable. This stick-on bra, on the other hand, pretty much feels like I'm not wearing a bra at all. I just stick it on and go! It holds everything in place without feeling wire-y, uncomfortable, or overly padded. I recommend it to all my fellow A cups.”

Fashion Forms Nubra Self-adhesive Backless Strapless Bra, $60, available at Net-A-Porter.

Both strapless and backless.

Fashion Forms U-Plunge Self-adhesive Backless Strapless Bra, $35, available at Net-A-Porter.

The self adhesion allows for added flexibility.

Fashion Forms Go Bare Self-adhesive Backless Strapless Bra, $35, available at Net-A-Porter.

The side wings add support, while still allowing for the deepest of open-back styles.

Fashion Forms Go Bare Ultimate Boost Self-adhesive Backless Strapless Push-up Bra, $40, available at Net-A-Porter.

The Bra: Wacoal's Red Carpet Strapless Bra

The Scoop: "This bra is my summer sundress go-to for strapless support. It doesn't fall down, and it sort of functions like a giant, boob-clutching rubber band with underwires, which is great for anyone over a D cup who wants an easy-breezy summer look. (I'm a bra geek)."

Wacoal Red Carpet Strapless, $65, available at Wacoal.

Wacoal's red carpet bra runs up to a 38DD.

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Here's How Celebrities Are Reacting To International Women's Day

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March 8 is a historic day, especially in 2017. Not only does it mark International Women's Day, but it's also the first official "Day Without Women " women's strike. In addition to celebrating the achievements of women, some are taking the day off work to raise awareness about women's contributions to the workforce.

While everyone is observing the day differently, celebrities are overwhelmingly expressing their support for International Women's Day on their various social media accounts. Their posts include quotes, articles, and simple messages of support. Here are some of the ways they're highlighting all that women have accomplished.

Some celebrities shared pictures of their own celebrations, like Alicia Keys, who shared this video with the caption "Being a woman makes me feel like..."

#internationalwomensday The Future Is Female. ❤💋🎒⛑🦀🍄🌹🌺🍒🌶🚗📕❌⭕️‼️

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Often, celebs like Zara Larson used quotes from pop culture to get across their message.

👭💃🏻👭💃🏻👭 #Internationalwomensday

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You should check out all of JK Rowling's page, where she's sharing brilliant work by feminist authors.

Sophie Turner used it as an opportunity to announce a new project.

❤️ Happy International Women's Day ❤️

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Emma Watson is celebrating in an extremely Emma Watson way by hiding feminist books in secret places around the world.

#internationalwomensday #adaywithoutawoman

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Men also chimed into the conversation, thanking the women in their lives and around the world for all their hard work.

If you're observing in your heart, on social media, or through protest, any day is a good day to raise up our fellow women and promote equality — today just happens to be the loudest.

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Why We Need To Stop Joking About The "Cash Me Outside" Girl

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Photo: The Dr. Phil Show/YouTube.

Update: An earlier version of this story stated that there was a false rumor Danielle "committed" suicide, a phrase that experts and advocates note can contribute to stigma. We apologize and have corrected the phrasing.

In the past week, the phrase, "cash me ousside, how bou dat? " has become a meme, a song lyric, a t-shirt slogan, a Bitmoji, and a very telling point about how our culture views domestic abuse.

Let's back up a little: In September 2016, Dr. Phil had 13-year-old Danielle Peskowitz Bregoli and her mom, Barbara Ann, on his show because Danielle was stealing her mom's car and was "out of control." Actually, Barbara said she wanted Danielle put in jail or, as Dr. Phil succinctly put it, she "wanted to give up my car-stealing, knife-wielding, twerking 13-year-old daughter who tried to frame me for a crime."

As Danielle tells her story, the audience starts laughing at her and she notices, saying, "All these hoes laughing like something's funny," and then the catchphrase was born, "Cash me ousside how bou dat." (You can watch the full video here.) She means, "she'll catch you outside to do what she needs to do to you," Barbara Ann translates. Where's the punchline? You didn't miss anything: The Internet's just taken to mocking and appropriating a minor's violent threat.

Follow @wolfgrillz @wolfgrillz for 🔥 memes 👊

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"It's hard to label, because we don't know all the facts, but we know that when a young child acts out, those behaviors are usually a product of their environment and a warning sign that there's more to the story," says Bryan Pacheco, a spokesperson for the domestic abuse hotline and shelter, Safe Horizon. "What has she seen in her life that's encouraging her to act like that?" The Dr. Phil video would suggest she's seen quite a bit, and Pacheco points out that her mom's antagonizing language is concerning and could have egged her on — she calls her a bitch, a lot.

The video was dormant for about five months until it resurfaced with memes ablaze, and pretty much everyone starting experimenting with all the different ways to use her catchphrase, "cash me ousside, how bou dat." When the Internet took the reins, things exploded, and it's safe to say this is probably the most traffic Dr. Phil's YouTube page has seen since 2006.

People got poetic:

And someone wrote a trap remix:

Even Tom Brady used the turn of phrase to caption his Insta:

Catch me at the parade How Bout Dat

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Jesus also took the wheel:

The meme has been hot for a little more than a week, which is an eternity in viral time. There was a fake story that was quickly shut down suggesting that Danielle died by suicide because she couldn't handle the bullying. Someone even launched a merch site with "cash me ousside" t-shirts, tote bags, and throw blankets. There are even Valentine's Day cards that say, "Roses are red, your eye gone be black if you cash me outside, how bou dat?"

While even the Dr. Phil show has its own issues (like most reality television, we can assume it's edited in a way that doesn't show all the facts, but rather a carefully curated puzzle of events), making memes and parodies of this teen's threats of violence normalizes the behavior in a dangerous way, Pacheco says. "It doesn't set appropriate boundaries, clearly it isn't appropriate, but if it's on TV it's something to laugh at," he says. Snowballing on the jokes isn't just a bad way to address her behavior, it actually makes it worse.

It's easy to laugh behind a computer screen, but there could be real-life consequences. Just today, a video surfaced on TMZ of Danielle punching someone on an airplane. "Not that it ever was a joke, but it shows what could happen to someone treating it as such," Pacheco adds.

You should always be conscious of what you're perpetuating, he says. "If you saw this behavior in real life with a family member or friend, it wouldn't be behavior you wanted to nurture." He also adds that there's a layer of victim-blaming that goes hand-in-hand with the jokes, because many people are saying that there's something wrong with her parents — while that could be true, speculating doesn't help her, it just points more fingers.

In most cases, a child's violent behavior is a call for attention and help, Pacheco says. They need a safe space — behind closed doors, not on national television — to speak with a counselor who can get to the heart of what they're feeling or experiencing. "Any person who acts out like this, there's going to be more to the story."

Also remember: Danielle is 13 years old. "The way a mother interacts with her daughter when she was six, her development starts there, but by the time she's 13 then the dynamics change because she might not be able to control them, or feel embarrassed by her behavior," Pacheco says.

If you notice this threatening language or behavior in a friend or family member, use it as an opportunity to check in with the person. Every year, more than 3.6 million referrals are made to child protection agencies, according to ChildHelp. "Don't laugh, use it as a chance to engage, because you never know what someone's going through — it could be a cry for attention or connection."

If you are experiencing domestic violence, please call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or TTY 1-800-787-3224 for confidential support.

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This Nike Plus-Size Model Shut Down Fat-Shaming

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When Nike released their awesome plus-size clothing line, we were pretty psyched about it. Well, most of us were. Some didn't take too kindly to the fact that a major company was designing clothes for fat people to work out in, claiming that plus-size women can't also be healthy, and that Nike shouldn't be making clothes for them.

Now, Grace Victory, one of Nike's new plus-size models, is shutting down fat-shamers and their flawed logic.

On Monday morning, Victory aptly tweeted, "Fat shaming me and my girl on our Nike campaign is hilarious. We be laughing all the damn way to the bank."

She also followed up her tweet with a powerful blog post about how she combats body insecurities and body-shaming. In the post, titled "I Think I've Lost My Body Confidence," Victory opened up about battling an eating disorder, and how she avoids comparing herself to others.

"I've dreaded going out because I'm paranoid that people will look at me and think 'ew,'" she wrote. "I've struggled to simply get dressed because the curve of my stomach and the dimples of my thighs make me feel really sad. I've read fat shaming comments about myself which has filled me with self doubt and questions like; do I need to change? should I eat more 'healthily'? will losing weight make them stop? (spoiler, it won't)."

Victory also opened up about the pressure she feels as someone in the "body-positive community" to always feel good about herself so that she can encourage others, but that's not always a realistic goal.

"There is also an added pressure being part of the body positive community, to love myself day in and day out," she wrote. "But right now I just can't. Right now, I've lost my body confidence and I don't know how or when I'll get it back. I know its normal to feel this way, but it makes me even more upset that feeling so bogged down about my body is acceptable."

Victory is right — we don't always feel 100% great about our bodies, and that's okay. What matters, however, is what we do about it. As for her, she's got some great tips on how we can all fight against the negativity.

"I'm taking today out," she concluded in her blog post. "I'm going to have an evening to myself to indulge in self care, both physical and mental. Yes I'm going to have the longest bath, wrap myself in a blanket and watch crime shows. But I'm also going to go for a long walk, make myself a sexy dinner, read, meditate and place a small (I'm lying) order on Boohoo for some new threads for my upcoming trip.

I know I'll be back to feeling myself soon enough but for now, here's to a mini digital detox and some time out to find a little happiness."

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The Best Swimsuits You Can Shop Now For Under $50

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Okay, okay. We know it's still winter but if you think about it, beach season isn't that far off. Some of you mat even havespir a long-awaited spring vacation on the horizon. Sure, you probably have a drawer of bikinis at the ready for your next getaway, but swimwear is one section of our wardrobe that could always use an upgrade.

Keep in mind, though, that upcoming jaunt will only be the first of your many forays into the water this year. You'll likely enjoy many more sand and pool moments through August (remember August?). So, chances are you'll want to spring for a few new suits in the coming months. Rather than dropping your entire budget on a single fancy one now, keep your purse strings on lock with an under-$50 option to start. Ahead, we found a few affordable styles to make a splash in this season.

Aerie Super Scoop One Piece Swimsuit, $44.95, available at American Eagle.

Boohoo Mexico Boutique Applique High Waist Bikini, $30, available at Boohoo.

Forever 21 Cherry Print One Piece, $22.90, available at Forever 21.

Missguided Zip Detail Deep Plunge Swimsuit Black, $39.60, available at Missguided.

Cos Ripple Bikini Top, $25, available at Cos; Cos Ripple Bikini Bottoms, $25, available at Cos.

H&M Bikini Top, $19.99, available at H&M; H&M Bikini Bottoms, $14.99, available at H&M.

Old Navy Ruffled Off-Shoulder Swimsuit, $42.94, available at Old Navy.

Xhilaration Plus Size Colorblock Crochet Bikini Top, $19.99, available at Target; Xhilaration Plus Size Colorblock Crochet Bikini Bottom, $16.99, available at Target.

Abercrombie & Fitch Classic Triangle Bikini Top, $28, available at Abercrombie & Fitch; Abercrombie & Fitch Ruched Cheeky Bikini Bottom, $22, available at Abercrombie & Fitch.

Joe Fresh Print Convertible Bikini Top, $19, available at Joe Fresh; Joe Fresh Ruched Tie Bikini Bottom, $19, available at Joe Fresh.

& Other Stories Two-Tone Underwire Bikini Top, $29 $15, available at & Other Stories; & Other Stories Two-Tone Bikini Briefs, $25 $13, available at & Other Stories.

American Apparel The Nylon Tricot High-Cut One-Piece, $45, available at American Apparel.

Rah Gisele Bikini Top, $25, available at Rah; Rah Gisele Bikini Bottom, $24, available at Rah.

Topshop Sprinkles Plunge Swimsuit, $40, available at Topshop.

Asos Fuller Bust Braid Detail Contrast Halter Crop Bikini Top, $28, available at Asos; Asos Fuller Bust Braid Detail Bikini Bottom, $22, available at Asos.

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This Is Why The Statue Of Liberty Went Dark Last Night

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The Statue of Liberty went dark for an entire hour last night and people couldn't deal with the powerful symbolism.

That's because last night's Lady Liberty blackout happened to coincide with International Women's Day and A Day Without A Woman (aka, the women's strike), both of which are being observed today.

At first, no one was really sure what had happened.

Did some brave employee decide to turn off the lights in solidarity with women? Was it just the universe's way of winking at women as if to say, "Don't worry, we got this"? Was Lady Liberty actually alive and ready to join the strike?

Well, not exactly.

The National Parks Service issued a statement clarifying that the monument had gone dark because "power and a lighting system controller had been switched off in order to change out faulty lighting equipment," per The Washington Post.

But you can still acknowledge the symbolism and interpret it however you want — which is exactly what Twitter users did.

Some people were incredulous because the timing was too perfect.

Many users wondered whether it was a planned thing or just a technical failure.

Others pointed out that it was an accurate depiction of what's been happening lately in the world. With the new travel and immigration ban looming on the horizon, and the constant battle over transgender rights and women's reproductive rights, you might say that Lady Liberty is just plain fed up.

Of course, many people took the power outage as a sign that Lady Liberty supports the women's strike, including the organizers.

But comedian Aparna Nancherla delivered the ultimate mic drop.

She tweeted, "Apparently the Statue of Liberty lights went out due to a power failure. But I would argue women are also protesting due to a power failure."

Take note: Women everywhere — including Lady Liberty — are ready to smash the patriarchy. Happy International Women's Day!

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After my beloved dog died, I went straight off the deep end. Everyone close to me knew I wouldn’t take it well: This particular dog was like my left leg — Harvey went everywhere I went. He came to the office with me every day, and would bark at 5 pm to let everyone know it was time to leave. Harvey was a rescued border collie with terrible separation anxiety, and I was a lot calmer and happier when he was around, too. “I’ll have to be institutionalized after he dies,” I often used to joke.

When Harvey did die, he was still young, and it happened pretty suddenly: a mere twelve days after a cancer diagnosis. During the weeks after his death, I worried the institution idea was no longer really a joke. Two months passed, and my sadness over the loss only deepened. Time wasn’t healing all things. We adopted a new puppy, another border collie, because many pet grief self-help books said that loving another animal would help, in most cases. I took the puppy, Willie, to training classes, and bought him dozens of toys, but I felt like I had a hard shell over my heart that kept me from loving him. One night, I sat on the bathroom floor and sobbed so hard my nose bled, and the blood on my hands only made me cry harder.

“We need to get you some help,” my husband said when he found me, and I nodded, stuffing tissues up my nose.

The next morning, we laughed about it, what a scene it had been. But my husband still called a therapist, while I looked online for a dog medium. He couldn’t get an appointment with a therapist until the following week, but the dog medium could talk that Friday.

“Whatever helps,” my husband said, shrugging. My husband is a scientist, only believes in something when there’s solid evidence to back it up, but he was at a loss.

We were on a three-hour drive to to New York City when the medium, Wendy, called. I’d taken the earliest available appointment, forgetting that we’d have to be in the car at that time. We were on the way to see Hamilton on Broadway, a generous end-of-the-year gift from my boss. I was dreading the musical because I worried I might hate it. I felt like I had begun hating everything that would normally be unquestionably good, even sometimes resenting Willie, whose paws smelled like popcorn.

“Are you comfortable?” Wendy asked when the call began.

“Reasonably,” I said, shifting my seatbelt so it wasn’t digging into my neck.

“Do you have tissues nearby?”

I didn’t, there were none in the car, but I lied and said I did. I wondered if she knew I was lying.

For the past few months after Harvey’s death, the tiniest thing to go wrong would send me spiraling into tears.

Wendy asked about the reason for my call. She asked me to tell her a little bit about my relationship with Harvey. I told her that Harvey was a rescued border collie, that I’d had him for five years of his life, that he’d died of cancer at eight years old. I started crying, which she said was good, healthy. The GPS told my husband to keep left to stay on I-95.

Then Wendy said she’d ask for Harvey to join us. She said a prayer, or a spell, into the phone, muttering something about calling on the animal spirits. I imagined that she was sitting at her kitchen table, a book of spells in front of her, lighting a candle shaped like a dog. Wendy said Harvey’s spirit was coming in fast. I pictured Harvey’s spirit as having a purple hue.

Wendy said that Harvey said he missed me so much, and then — speaking as Wendy, now, she said — that there was more beauty in our shared grief than she usually sees.

“He was my soulmate,” I yelped. I felt bad saying that in front of my husband, because that word, soulmate, implies that you only get one. My husband kept his eyes on the road.

“Harvey wants you to know that this transition is harder for people than it is for animals. He misses you, but he’s happy now, too. He’s soaring all over the world.”

“He’s soaring?” I liked the image, his purple spirit flying.

She then said Harvey wanted me to know that he was grateful for me, because before I adopted him, people were always trying to make him into a different sort of dog. I let him be exactly who he was, which is where that extra beauty she saw came from.

I told Wendy that we’d recently adopted a puppy, also from Tennessee, Harvey’s home state. I wanted to know what Harvey would think of Willie.

“Well…” she paused, “he says he feels totally neutral about Willie. He’s not jealous,” she said. “But I’m asking him if he feels happy for you, and he said no, just neutral about it. He says time will tell.”

That’s what made me think that Wendy might be the real deal. Harvey never liked puppies, always gave them a curled upper lip. He would never have been happy about a puppy, but neutral sounded right.

Photo: Courtesy of Annie Hartnett.

But then Wendy said something that seemed a little too out there, something I wasn’t sure what to make of: She claimed Harvey would be send me eagle imagery that weekend, because eagles are part of his totem. “You’ll see eagles everywhere,” she said. “He wants them to give you strength.”

“Eagles,” I said. “Got it.” I didn’t want to spend any more time on that, so I asked her about the end of Harvey’s life, when we’d had the vet to the house to put him to sleep. We knew he was bleeding internally from the tumors in his abdomen, we knew there was nothing more we could do. I was haunted by his final hour — I had cried so hard when the vet arrived, I thought Harvey must have been distressed by my sorrow. I hadn’t wanted him to be upset at the end, and I wanted to know if I’d made him afraid.

“He wasn’t afraid, just weak,” she said, which was likely true, given his condition. “And Harvey doesn’t blame you for crying. That’s what family is.”

Our forty-five minutes were almost up. “Can you just tell him I love him,” I sniffed.

“Oh honey, you can tell him that yourself. And he knows, he knows, he knows.”

“Are you okay?” my husband asked when I got off the phone. I felt light-headed, like I’d spent too long in a sauna.

As soon as we arrived in New York, we got into a mild car accident. A van sideswiped our tiny Honda Fit. For the past few months after Harvey’s death, the tiniest thing to go wrong would send me spiraling into tears, but this time I was calm. A cop showed up and filed the accident report, he had an Irish accent and he looked like my uncle. I couldn’t see it, but I knew there was an eagle image on his badge, as there are on all NYPD badges. I liked the idea of Harvey reaching out to us through law enforcement; Harvey loved to follow the rules. If my parents’ dog acted naughty, he would herd her around the house for an hour.

Then, as soon as we were free to go, the eagle imagery was indeed everywhere. It was on the UPS truck parked in front of our hotel, on the logo of Guy Fieri’s restaurant, emblazoned on several clothing stores that we passed, carved into stone buildings. Of course, the eagle is an iconic America symbol, and it makes sense that they would be everywhere. There’s no wool over my eyes on that one — an eagle is a safe bet for that kind of exercise: If you look for images of the great American bird, they’ll be there. But for me, it gave me a purpose and a hope that I hadn’t been able to find for the past few months. It made me look up, look around, take in the view.

And later that night, I enjoyed Hamilton, which of course everyone does.

Before the dog medium, I’d had three psychic readings in my life: One psychic told me not to marry my boyfriend because he didn’t really love me (he didn’t), another told me to wrap up my graduate program a year early, because a great opportunity awaited me if I did (and I did get offered a fellowship shortly after graduating), and one woman told me I’d have a creative career, but that I’d have to wear a suit for many years first (well, still haven’t worn a suit, but I have had an office job while pursuing a writing career). Those three prior experiences didn’t really made me a believer in the power of the third eye, and I’m not exactly a believer now either, after the medium.

But I do know this: The medium, and those three psychics, each told me something I needed to hear at that particular time. They presented — or feigned — certainty about something that weighed on me. Their certainty freed me. Because of their advice, I broke up with the boyfriend, I graduated early from my program, and I felt sure a creative path would lead me somewhere, eventually. And even if I’m not a wholehearted believer in the mystical, I now lean on the medium’s certainty that Harvey isn’t gone completely, that our lost loved ones are still with us somehow.

I want to believe, and maybe that’s enough. On the ride home from New York, we saw a bald eagle in the sky, soaring over the Connecticut highway.

Annie Hartnett is the author of Rabbit Cake , out March 2017 from Tin House Books. 

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